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Dentist Visit Jokes

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When is the best time of day to visit the dentist?

2:30

A moth visits a dentist...

...the dentist asks: what are you doing here, i mean you are a moth?
The moth answers: i really dont know but the light was on!

How I feel every time I visit the dentist

Gosh, I love far side.

My dental hygienist is cute.
Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

When is the best time to visit the dentist?

At tooth-hurty

A man visits a dentist

He has horrible pain in his mouth.
The dentist examines him, and says, "There is extensive damage in here, what is your diet like?"
The man says, "Hollandaise sauce. Morning, noon and night. I eat it on everything."
"Well, the damage seems very extensive, but I think I can fix it. You will need several root canals, and then I will install a chrome plate."
"A chrome plate? That seems really severe."
"Don't worry, you will be able to eat anything you want. No problems."
"Even hollandaise? I really love that sauce."
"Why sure, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

Dentist Visit joke, A man visits a dentist

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