Dentist Day Jokes
43 dentist day jokes and hilarious dentist day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about dentist day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dentist Day Short Jokes
Short dentist day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dentist day humour may include short dentist appointment jokes also.
- What's a dentist's favorite time of the day? Five o'clock, because he hates his job and lives for the weekend.
- A bad day at the dentist is better than a bad day at the airport. Because a search for cavities sure beats a cavity search.
- I was at the dentist the other day, and she told me to open up. "well, it all started when I was three.."
- I was at the dentist the other day Dentist: this is going to hurt a little
Me: it's ok i'm ready
Dentist: i've been sleeping with your mom - I showed up to my dentist high I don't know what bothered him more, me being high and making noise in the waiting room or the part where I wasn't scheduled to come in that day.
- I know a guy who religiously gets his teeth checked once per week . He's a Seventh Day A Dentist
- That's the 10th cavity search I've preformed on a minor just today! Busy day for a dentist!
- Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say "ahhhh" I asked him why, he said his dog died
- Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and s**...? Dentists.
They are down in the mouth all day.
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Dentist Day One Liners
Which dentist day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dentist day? I can suggest the ones about doctors day and dentist.
- Had a colonoscopy the other day, Worst dentist appointment I've ever had.
- I went to the dentist with a dollar the other day. I got buck teeth.
- Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate
- What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty
- I hear they're doing cavity searches at the dentist these days Seems a little overkill
- When is the best time of day to visit the dentist? 2:30
- What is a dentist's favorite time of the day? 2:30
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what keeps the dentist away No insurance
- Dentist goes on honeymoon and puts up a sign saying "I'm not pulling out for 10 days".
- A dentist a day... a dentist a day keeps the lion away.
- What is the best day for your annual dentist appointment ? 2/30
Dentist Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dentist day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dentist drill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dentist day pranks.
A boy from the backcountry was drafted into the Army.
On the first day, they issued him a comb. Later that day, the barber s**... his head.
The next day, they issued him a toothbrush. Later that day, the dentist pulled three of his teeth.
The next day, they issued him a jockstrap.
He has been AWOL ever since.
You're in the Army Now
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
To celebrate my cake day, here's a joke that gave me a giggle
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: 'Miss, I believe you're in the wrong room'.
Woman: 'You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I'm here to have them removed'.
Extraction
A dentist ran out of anesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's b**... when the signal was given, so it would take his attention away from the tooth extraction. It all happened in an instant. The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle just as the dentist yanked the tooth. Afterwards, the dentist asked, Hurt much? The patient hesitated, Didn't hardly feel it come out. And, man, those roots were really deep!
She was 18 and he was 35.
Just the two of them. She knew that today is the day, she had been waiting for it. He laid her on her back and leaned above her. She got goosebumps and sweaty palms.
I'm scared she said quietly.
You'll be fine, i'll be quick he replied.
Within a few minutes the tooth was out and she could get up from the dentists' chair.
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
"Preparation H," said the r**....
I was in surgery the other day and the first thing he told me was he needed to feel my t**....
Jesus, his hands were cold! You would have thought any successful dentist could afford decent heating.
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed.
That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
Little Johnny
At school one day, Little Johnny's teacher asks the class to use the word contagious in a sentence…
Cindy raises her hand. Yes, Cindy? She answers, I was at the dentist's office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious.
Very good, Cindy! the teacher said, Anyone else want to try? Samantha raises her hand. Yes, Samantha? She answers, My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns. He says yawning is contagious.
Excellent work, Samantha! Very creative, the teacher praises. Okay, one more volunteer. Little Johnny raises his hand. Yes, Johnny?
Well, he says, I was helping my dad in the yard last week, and we saw the neighbor painting his house. He was using a small brush, so I asked my dad, 'Daddy, why is he using such a small brush?' and he says, 'I don't know son, but it's gonna take that contagious.'
A man goes to the dentist for a root canal
The dentist asked him if he wanted has or novocaine to numb it.
The man says "Neither. I've only said ouch twice in my life."
Intrigued, the dentist asks him about it.
"Well," days the man, "Once I was out hiking and nature called. So I stepped off the trail and squatted over a log to do my business and set my nuts square in the middle of a bear trap. That was the first time I ever said ouch."
"Sounds horrible," the dentist exclaimed. "When was the second time?"
"As soon as I reached the end of the chain."
Chinese herbologist
A man with an embarrassing condition walks into a bar one day, sad and depressed. He orders a shot, then another, and then another. Finally, the bartenders asks him "hey, what's wrong buddy?". The man replies "I've got this really embarrassing condition, and no doctor has ever been able to figure out how to cure it". The bartender says "well, why don't you tell me about it?".
"Ok", says the man, "you see.....whenever I f**..., it comes out HONDA!!!". I've tried everything, changed my diet, stopped drinking beer and eating beans...everything!".
The bartender says "have you tried Chinese herbology?".
"No", says the man.
"Well", says the bartender, "there's a Chinese herbologist right around the corner; it wouldn't hurt to give him a shot".
So, the man goes to see the Chinese herbologist and tells him all about his problem. "Ahhh...", says the herbologist, "you have an abscess in your tooth, you must go to the dentist".
Well, the man hasn't seen a dentist in years and is reluctant to go, but he decides he has to do something about his farts. After his exam, the dentist tells him, yes indeed you have an abscess. The dentist performs the surgery to fix the abscess, and the man's farts return to normal. "This is miraculous!", thinks the man. He goes back to the herbologist to find out how he could possibly know that he had an abscess. "Ah...says the herbologist", ancient Chinese proverb! "Abscess make the f**... go honda!".
A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.
"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.
"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends.
He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!"
