The Best 7 Dente Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dente jokes. There are some dente noodle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dente italy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dente Jokes and Puns

What do pasta and cars have in common?

I don't like either al dente

Be careful in traffic with your pasta car...

You wouldn't want it to get al dente.

Did you hear about the man with a car made of pasta?.

He got in a crash, and now his car's al dente.

What did the Italian say after the hail storm?

"My car! issa Al Dente."

I dented my car...

... so I took it to a dentist.

Someone ran into the back of my Ferrari

Now it's al dente

That's the last time I lend my car to an Italian chef

The last guy left it al dente

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dente penne jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dente pastatute piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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