Dente Jokes
5 dente jokes and hilarious dente puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dente that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do pasta and cars have in common?
I don't like either al dente
Be careful in traffic with your pasta car...
You wouldn't want it to get al dente.
Why do Italian women love me?
I'm firm when I need to be, but I can also be soft and tender.
The name's Dente.
Al Dente.
Did you hear about the man with a car made of pasta?.
He got in a c**..., and now his car's al dente.
What did the Italian say after the hail storm?
"My car! issa Al Dente."
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