The Best 62 Dental Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dental jokes. There are some dental molar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dental gingervitis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Dental Jokes and Puns
CSI Alabama was a failure . . .
. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.
Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist?
She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas?
They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
Heard this one from my dentist...
After a woman had a painful operation at the dental office, she said, "I don't know what's worse, this, or having a baby!"
The dentist said, "well, next time, tell us so we know how to adjust the chair."
So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia...
But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?
Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.
Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth?
The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication
9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene...
The other dentist is from England.
Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve...
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?
A flossiraptor
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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?
Flossless compression!
Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders?
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
My Dad has the heart of a lion
and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
Check up time.
I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again.
My dentist is a buddhist...
He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.
why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky?
Because everyone is related and there are no dental records.
What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A baseball bat.
I once knew a dental nurse who liked giving blow jobs and smoking weed
Her name was oral high jean
What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?
Flossophy.
My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene
just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
What's the difference between a psychologist and a dentist?
One treats mental disorders... and the other treats dental mis-orders.
My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene...
...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
How do you render a Chinese man blind?
Put dental floss over their eyes.
Went to the Indian reservation to get some dental work done...
Ended up just buying some Sioux veneers
Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder?
All the bloods the same and there are no dental records
What do you call dental X-rays?
Tooth pics
I once dated a dental hygienist
She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
[OC] If you ever feel like you need drugs during dental surgery...
...just say NO.
Do you know why dead rednecks are so hard to identify?
Because there's no dental record and all their DNA is too similar
A swami needed his teeth fixed, but refused Novocaine.
He wished to transcend dental medication.
Why aren't the police making any neo-nazi arrests in murder cases?
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation?
Sioux-veneers
Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocaine?
Because he wanted to *transcend dental* medication.
A dental doctor with patient
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
What is another name for a dental assistant?
A flossitute.
Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee?
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park?
Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
Hillbilly murders are the hardest to solve
They don't have dental records and all their DNA is the same.
why can't you solve a redneck crime
because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same
Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify?
There are no dental records...
I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill...
"GET IN THE HOLE!!!"
Congress announced today they would be removing all crime lab budgets from the state of Alabama
Because crimes can't be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
A mans wife goes in for a dental checkup.
After the appointment the doctor comes out to greet the man.
The man says "how was it?"
The doctor replies "Your wife has a lot of cavities that need to be filled."
The man replies "that must be hard on you."
The doctor replies "Not really I get paid every month to drill your wife."
Had my wisdom teeth removed and the doc wrote me a script for oxys
The percs of dental surgery
I asked my girlfriend to roleplay as a doctor, and she said "Great idea! How about I start with a full cavity search?"
She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.
One benefit to being in the KKK is their great dental plan-
\- it keeps them white.
How to you blind a chineses man?
With dental floss
My dentists office is called "Two Thirty Dental"
Because you go there when your tooth hurty.
Start taking dental hygiene seriously at a young age
It's nothing to brush off lightly
My local dental hygienist passed away last week.
A plaque was put up in her honour, but it kept getting removed.
What do you call a Gungan with bad dental hygiene?
Tartar Binks
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Crude Dental Work (In Australian)
Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'
Why are redneck murder victims the hardest to identify?
Because there are never any dental records
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder?
Because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.
Why are murders so hard to solve in Alabama?
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
"Thanks for the gold, kind stranger"
I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
Why are redneck cases the hardest to solve ?
Because all of the DNA matches and there are no dental matches.
To celebrate my cake day, here's a joke that gave me a giggle
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: 'Miss, I believe you're in the wrong room'.
Woman: 'You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I'm here to have them removed'.
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