Dental Jokes
91 dental jokes and hilarious dental puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dental that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dental Short Jokes
Short dental jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dental humour may include short dentist jokes also.
- CSI Alabama was a failure . . . . . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.
- Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
- Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
- My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
- Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
- Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
- My local dental hygienist passed away last week. A plaque was put up in her honour, but it kept getting removed.
- My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
- Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication
- So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
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Dental One Liners
Which dental one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dental? I can suggest the ones about teeth and teeth gum.
- I once dated a dental hygienist She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
- My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?
- What do you call dental X-rays? tooth pics
- What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat.
- 9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene... The other dentist is from England.
- Nobody knew she had a dental implant until it slipped out in conversation.
- What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? It's confi-dental
- When you said friends with benefits … … I assumed you offered a dental plan.
- "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
- What is another name for a dental assistant? A flossitute.
- What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy.
- Start taking dental hygiene seriously at a young age It's nothing to brush off lightly
- My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*.
- [OC] If you ever feel like you need drugs during dental surgery... ...just say NO.
- Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism.
Dental Office Jokes
Here is a list of funny dental office jokes and even better dental office puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My dentists office is called "Two Thirty Dental" Because you go there when your tooth hurty.
- What did the clumsy dentist name his new office ? Acci-dental
Dental Floss Jokes
Here is a list of funny dental floss jokes and even better dental floss puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My Wife's cooking is so bad If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen
The Roaches would hang themselves! - What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
- What do Asians use to cover their eyes? Dental floss
- how do you blindfold a chinese person? dental floss
Dental Hygiene Jokes
Here is a list of funny dental hygiene jokes and even better dental hygiene puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene... ...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
Dental Hygienist Jokes
Here is a list of funny dental hygienist jokes and even better dental hygienist puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an aspiring doctor who ends up in the wrong program? Acci-dental hygienist.
- My dental hygienist is cute.
Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Silly & Ridiculous Dental Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about dental you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dentist appointment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dental pranks.
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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch h**... criminals?
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
After her divorce, Jenny moved back to her home town, hoping to start afresh...
After her divorce, Jenny moved back to her home town, hoping to start afresh.
A few weeks later, while making a dental appointment, she recognized the name as that of a good looking boy from high school, 20 years ago. But when Jenny walked into the dentist's clinic, she realized it must be someone else: the dentist was bald, had a big beer belly and looked old. Just to be sure, Jenny asked if he had graduated from that particular high school.
"Yeah," said the dentist. "I graduated in 91." "Oh, you were in my class!" said an excited Jenny. "Really?" he said, "That's interesting. "What did you teach?"
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Hey, will you settle an argument i'm having with my friend? He says he brushes his tongue when he's brushing his teeth...
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**you:** Yeah, so he says he brushes his tongue! do you do that?
**unsuspecting mark:** uh, yeah, i definitely do that, it's an important part of dental hygiene!
**you:** really? you brush your tongue? how do you even do that?
**unsuspecting mark:** like this! *
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Getting married for more s**...
is like becoming a s**... bomber for the dental plan and 401K; you're probably not going to see those benefits.
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When dental assistants f**......
they use suction pump to cover up
p.s. true story
Old Lady Laughing at The Dentist.
An old lady went in for her dental appointment and was real nervous so the dentist tries to calm her down with an interesting fact.
Dentist:"Did you know the way they used to make latex gloves is they had the factory workers stick their hands in Vats of Latex?"
The old lady nods in amusement and minutes later starts giggling.
Dentist: "What is so funny?"
Old Lady:" I was just thinking about how they used to make condoms."
(Unoriginal Joke heard on the streets).
What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?
brucism
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Why are r**... crimes so hard to solve...
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
Did you hear about the dentist who was also a hypnotist?
He uses a trance in dental medication.
Check up time.
I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again.
My dentist is a buddhist...
He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.
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why is it so hard to solve a m**... in Kentucky?
Because everyone is related and there are no dental records.
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I once knew a dental nurse who liked giving blow jobs and smoking w**...
Her name was o**... high jean
What's the difference between a psychologist and a dentist?
One treats mental disorders... and the other treats dental mis-orders.
Went to the Indian reservation to get some dental work done...
Ended up just buying some Sioux veneers
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How do you blindfold a Chinese guy?
Dental floss!
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There's been a plane c**...
The police show up at one of the victims doors;
Wife: Hello, do you have any news on my husband?
Police: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid we have some good news and some bad news concerning your husband.
Wife: Well tell me the good news first, I need something to raise my spirits.
Police: Well ma'am, the good news is, despite your husband being burned to a cinder, we were able to identify your husband by his dental records.
Wife: Sweet merciful! Well what on earth is the bad news?
Police: He's got a pretty n**... cavity in his upper molar.
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Why aren't the police making any neo-n**... arrests in m**... cases?
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation?
Sioux-veneers
Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee?
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
A man and his corroded dental appliance..
A man returned for the third time to the dentist to get his dental appliance replaced due to corrosion.
The dentist asked if he ate a highly acid diet, or was fond of citrus, etc.
The man replied that his wife made an excellent holllandaise sauce that was so good he put it on just about everything, and of course it has a lot of lemon juice in it.
"OK" the dentist said, "I have just the thing. I'll order a new one made with chromium"
"That will fix it?" the man asked.
"Absolutely", the dentist replied
"There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise".
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Why is it so hard to solve a m**... in a trailer park?
Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill...
"GET IN THE HOLE!!!"
Studies have shown redheads tend to have poor dental health
Studies have shown redheads tend to have poor dental health.
They are more prone to gingervitis.
Congress announced today they would be removing all crime lab budgets from the state of Alabama
Because crimes can't be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
What do you call an Italian dentist
Al Dental
A mans wife goes in for a dental checkup.
After the appointment the doctor comes out to greet the man.
The man says "how was it?"
The doctor replies "Your wife has a lot of cavities that need to be filled."
The man replies "that must be hard on you."
The doctor replies "Not really I get paid every month to drill your wife."
Had my wisdom teeth removed and the doc wrote me a script for oxys
The percs of dental surgery
I asked my girlfriend to roleplay as a doctor, and she said "Great idea! How about I start with a full cavity search?"
She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.
Why did CSI Alabama fail?
its hard to make a csi show when everyone shares DNA, and nobody has dental records.
ROLL TIDE.
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One benefit to being in the k**... is their great dental plan-
\- it keeps them white.
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What do you call a Gungan with bad dental hygiene?
Tartar Binks
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Crude Dental Work (In Australian)
Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'
To celebrate my cake day, here's a joke that gave me a giggle
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: 'Miss, I believe you're in the wrong room'.
Woman: 'You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I'm here to have them removed'.
My cousin told me it's totally safe to get a dental piercing
Turns out he was lying through his teeth.
I'm filling in for my friend today ...
His patients won't be happy when they learn that I never went to dental school.
Imagine America's best dentists competing against each other in fixing dental problems
We'll call the show "Top Gum"
CBS was looking to start up a new show "CSI: Mississippi"
But they couldn't, because there's no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
Why can't Sherlock Holmes solve ANY crimes in Alabama?
He can't find any dental records, and all the DNA is the same for everyone.
A buddy of mine recently invested in a friend's dental practice and it just paid off big-time.
"So I guess that makes you...a denture capitalist now, eh?"
That's it. I'm done. Only downhill from here.
EDIT: showed my wife the comments and she muttered something under her breath about divorce. I love this sub.
