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. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.
She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
After a woman had a painful operation at the dental office, she said, "I don't know what's worse, this, or having a baby!"
The dentist said, "well, next time, tell us so we know how to adjust the chair."
But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.
The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication
The other dentist is from England.
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
A flossiraptor
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Flossless compression!
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again.
He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.
Because everyone is related and there are no dental records.
A baseball bat.
Her name was oral high jean
Flossophy.
just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
One treats mental disorders... and the other treats dental mis-orders.
...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
Put dental floss over their eyes.
Ended up just buying some Sioux veneers
All the bloods the same and there are no dental records
Tooth pics
She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
...just say NO.
Because there's no dental record and all their DNA is too similar
He wished to transcend dental medication.
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
Sioux-veneers
Because he wanted to *transcend dental* medication.
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
A flossitute.
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
They don't have dental records and all their DNA is the same.
because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same
There are no dental records...
"GET IN THE HOLE!!!"
Because crimes can't be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
After the appointment the doctor comes out to greet the man.
The man says "how was it?"
The doctor replies "Your wife has a lot of cavities that need to be filled."
The man replies "that must be hard on you."
The doctor replies "Not really I get paid every month to drill your wife."
The percs of dental surgery
She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.
\- it keeps them white.
With dental floss
Because you go there when your tooth hurty.
It's nothing to brush off lightly
A plaque was put up in her honour, but it kept getting removed.
Tartar Binks
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'
Because there are never any dental records
Because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
Because all of the DNA matches and there are no dental matches.
An old lady walks into a dental surgery, sits down in the chair, lifts her knees up and spreads her legs.
Dentist: 'Miss, I believe you're in the wrong room'.
Woman: 'You put my husbands new teeth in last week. I'm here to have them removed'.
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