Dental Jokes

Following is our collection of teeth puns and molar one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dental jokes for adults, dirty concavity jokes and clean gingervitis dad gags for kids.

The Best Dental Puns

CSI Alabama was a failure . . .

. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?

There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?

There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...

Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

My Dad has the heart of a lion

and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice


I once dated a dental hygienist

She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify?

There are no dental records...

why can't you solve a redneck crime

because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas?

They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.




Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist?

She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.

Why aren't the police making any neo-nazi arrests in murder cases?

There's no dental records and all the DNA matches


Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder?

All the bloods the same and there are no dental records

What do you call dental X-rays?

Tooth pics

Why are murders so hard to solve in Alabama?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

My local dental hygienist passed away last week.

A plaque was put up in her honour, but it kept getting removed.

My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene

just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour

Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve...

Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.

Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth?

The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication


Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocaine?

Because he wanted to *transcend dental* medication.

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia...

But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.

My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene...

...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene...

The other dentist is from England.

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park?

Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder?

Because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.

Why are redneck murder victims the hardest to identify?

Because there are never any dental records

What do you call a Gungan with bad dental hygiene?

Tartar Binks

Crude Dental Work (In Australian)

Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'

Congress announced today they would be removing all crime lab budgets from the state of Alabama

Because crimes can't be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Hillbilly murders are the hardest to solve

They don't have dental records and all their DNA is the same.

What is another name for a dental assistant?

A flossitute.

Do you know why dead rednecks are so hard to identify?

Because there's no dental record and all their DNA is too similar

Check up time.

I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again.

What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.

Start taking dental hygiene seriously at a young age

It's nothing to brush off lightly

I asked my girlfriend to roleplay as a doctor, and she said "Great idea! How about I start with a full cavity search?"

She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.

What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation?

Sioux-veneers

A mans wife goes in for a dental checkup.

After the appointment the doctor comes out to greet the man.

The man says "how was it?"

The doctor replies "Your wife has a lot of cavities that need to be filled."

The man replies "that must be hard on you."

The doctor replies "Not really I get paid every month to drill your wife."

why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky?

Because everyone is related and there are no dental records.

Had my wisdom teeth removed and the doc wrote me a script for oxys

The percs of dental surgery

Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee?

Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

[OC] If you ever feel like you need drugs during dental surgery...

...just say NO.

My dentist is a buddhist...

He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.

A dental doctor with patient

A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"

Went to the Indian reservation to get some dental work done...

Ended up just buying some Sioux veneers

My dentists office is called "Two Thirty Dental"

Because you go there when your tooth hurty.

I once knew a dental nurse who liked giving blow jobs and smoking weed

Her name was oral high jean

Heard this one from my dentist...

After a woman had a painful operation at the dental office, she said, "I don't know what's worse, this, or having a baby!"

The dentist said, "well, next time, tell us so we know how to adjust the chair."

I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill...

"GET IN THE HOLE!!!"

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

How do you render a Chinese man blind?

Put dental floss over their eyes.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a dentist?

One treats mental disorders... and the other treats dental mis-orders.

A swami needed his teeth fixed, but refused Novocaine.

He wished to transcend dental medication.

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in West Virginia?

There's no dental records, and the DNA's all the same!

Studies have shown redheads tend to have poor dental health

Studies have shown redheads tend to have poor dental health.

They are more prone to gingervitis.

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Getting married for more sex

is like becoming a suicide bomber for the dental plan and 401K; you're probably not going to see those benefits.

What did the polar bear eat after his dental appointment?

The dentist.

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