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. . . all of the DNA is too similar and there are no dental records.
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
There are no dental records...
because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same
They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
All the bloods the same and there are no dental records
Tooth pics
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
A plaque was put up in her honour, but it kept getting removed.
just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication
Because he wanted to *transcend dental* medication.
A baseball bat.
But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A flossiraptor
Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.
The other dentist is from England.
Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
Because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.
Because there are never any dental records
Tartar Binks
Man on island, has bad tooth. Needs tooth removed. Friend with an axe is like, I know what to do mate. Uses axe to try to remove tooth but unintentionally knocks out all his teeth. First guy is like, Ouch-aroo mate, that is a 10/10 on the pain scale. Axe guy says, 'Hey man, it was Axe-y Dental'
Because crimes can't be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
They don't have dental records and all their DNA is the same.
A flossitute.
Because there's no dental record and all their DNA is too similar
I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again.
Flossophy.
It's nothing to brush off lightly
She opened my mouth and started to poke at my teeth with a metal dental scraper.
Sioux-veneers
After the appointment the doctor comes out to greet the man.
The man says "how was it?"
The doctor replies "Your wife has a lot of cavities that need to be filled."
The man replies "that must be hard on you."
The doctor replies "Not really I get paid every month to drill your wife."
Because everyone is related and there are no dental records.
The percs of dental surgery
Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
...just say NO.
He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
Ended up just buying some Sioux veneers
Because you go there when your tooth hurty.
Her name was oral high jean
After a woman had a painful operation at the dental office, she said, "I don't know what's worse, this, or having a baby!"
The dentist said, "well, next time, tell us so we know how to adjust the chair."
"GET IN THE HOLE!!!"
Flossless compression!
Put dental floss over their eyes.
One treats mental disorders... and the other treats dental mis-orders.
He wished to transcend dental medication.
There's no dental records, and the DNA's all the same!
Studies have shown redheads tend to have poor dental health.
They are more prone to gingervitis.
Tooth hurty.
is like becoming a suicide bomber for the dental plan and 401K; you're probably not going to see those benefits.
The dentist.
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