Dental Floss Jokes
24 dental floss jokes and hilarious dental floss puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dental floss that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dental Floss Short Jokes
Short dental floss jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dental floss humour may include short floss jokes also.
- My Wife's cooking is so bad If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen
The Roaches would hang themselves! - What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!
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Dental Floss One Liners
Which dental floss one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dental floss? I can suggest the ones about flossing teeth and toothbrush.
- Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
- How do you render a Chinese man blind? Put dental floss over their eyes.
- Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.
- How to you blind a chineses man? With dental floss
- What do Asians use to cover their eyes? Dental floss
- how do you blindfold a chinese person? dental floss
- How do you blindfold a Chinese guy? Dental floss!
- How do you blindfold a Chinese man? You use dental floss.
- How do you blind an Asian man? Dental Floss
- Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss
- How do you BlindFold a c**...? Dental Floss.
Uproarious Dental Floss Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about dental floss you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dental jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dental floss pranks.
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
For example:
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Thousands died.
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.
So: Does anyone have any "White Jokes" for me?