The Best 7 Dental Floss Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dental Floss jokes. There are some dental floss jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dental floss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dental Floss Jokes and Puns

How do you BlindFold a chink?

Dental Floss.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

How do you render a Chinese man blind?

Put dental floss over their eyes.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.


How to you blind a chineses man?

With dental floss

What do Asians use to cover their eyes?

Dental floss

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dental floss jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dental floss piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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