Dental Floss Jokes
6 dental floss jokes and hilarious dental floss puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dental floss that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Dental Floss Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
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My Wife's cooking is so bad
If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen
The Roaches would hang themselves!
What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?
Flossless compression!
What do Asians use to cover their eyes?
Dental floss
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
For example:
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Thousands died.
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.
So: Does anyone have any "White Jokes" for me?
how do you blindfold a chinese person?
dental floss
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How do you blindfold a Chinese guy?
Dental floss!
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