The Best 66 Dent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dent jokes. There are some dent dentist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dent irma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dent Jokes and Puns

When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while...

Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…

The dent

"I noticed you've got a dent on your car?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. Did you drink too much last evening?"

"Yes, I did."

"I see. So your wife had to drive you home?"

"Exactly."

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Dent joke, What does the dentist of the year get?

I was at the dentist yesterday

As he was inspecting my teeth, he poked and prodded and scraped one of my back molars that was particularly sore. He leaned closer for a better look, and said to me, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen! That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen!"

I was kind of offended. "Doc, I'm not stupid or deaf, you didn't have to repeat yourself."

"I wasn't repeating myself, that was the echo!"

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His hand slipped.


At the dentist

The wife says, -I have to get a tooth pulled and I have no time for any anesthesia. Just pull the tooth out as quickly as you can so we can get going!
The dentist was really impressed, -You are indeed a brave woman! Which tooth is to be removed?
She turned to her old man, -Show him your tooth, dear!

My dentist and orthodontist have the same name...

Isn't that coinci*dental*?

Dent joke, My dentist and orthodontist have the same name...

My dentist is gay

I guess that makes him the tooth fairy.

My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating.

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"

My dentist told me I grind at night

I was unaware he even saw me at the club

Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok.

Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.

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A dentist goes to another dentist to fix a cavity.

When his dentist started to explain the procedure, he stopped him and said, "Don't worry, I know the drill."

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."

I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.

The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?"

The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"

Heard this at the dentist this morning

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

Dent joke, Why are dentists really good hackers?

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

So my dentist says to me...

So my dentist says to me, "you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"

Then I respond, "Wow I deserve a plaque!"

This literally just happened. She lost it.

I went to the dentist.

I sat down in the chair and he said, "Open up for me..."

"OK," I said, "my parents don't love me very much."


I was at the dentist the other day, and she told me to open up.

"well, it all started when I was three.."

The dentist said to his patient, This is going to hurt a little.

The patient replied, "It's ok doc, I'm ready."

The dentist went on, "I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now.

My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal.

That's his flossophy.

Dentist: This will hurt.

Patient: OK.

Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.

My dentist told me to open up....

so I started telling him how depressed I was.

My dentist asked me the last time I flossed

I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."

I was at the dentist this morning and while he was examining my mouth, I bit his finger.

I think I left a good impression.

I went to the dentist today

Dentist: Open up please

Me: Sometimes I get sad.

Dentist: This will hurt a little.

Patient: OK.

Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."

That's one hole that never really healed.

What does the Dentist of the Year receive?

A little plaque.

Dentist: How did you lose your three teeth?

Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."

Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."

Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."

4 out of 5 dentists say brushing alone is not enough.

That's why I do it on crowded subway cars.

What did the dentist say when he made a mistake?

That was accidental.

Dentists are racist and homophobic.

They want to make your teeth white and straight.

My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth.

I said it must be because he has the better dentist.

My dentist told me to open up

So I told him that I often have trouble putting peoples words into context. He said I can tell

My Dentist friend just divorced his wife who is a manicurist

All they did was fight tooth and nail

My friend told me that if he held a stone against my arm for 5 seconds, when he released it the dent would stay there for ever. It didn't work,

I'm not impressed.

The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home.

I told her toothpaste and I don't talk about our feelings.





(PS: This was the actual conversation I had with my dentist just last night!)

Dentist: This will hurt a little.

Patient: OK.

Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now.

My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed

I said you should know that, you were there .

My dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex…

*We laughed about it for a while.*

*Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…*

My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me "Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

I said ... "I drink it"

I went to the dentist to put all caps on my teeth...

...now I can't help but shout every time I talk.

What did the dentist say looking at my teeth?

Brace yourself!!

I've been to the dentist a few times before,

so I know the drill.

What will the dentist give you for $1?

Buck teeth!

My dentist asked me when was the last time I flossed.

I was like "Doc, you were there".

When my dentist reminded me about my husband's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me....

We have different dentists...

If dentists make all their money from bad teeth...

....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.

My dentist told me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?"

I said "Yes, I'm ready."

He said "I'm sleeping with your wife."

My dentist told me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?"

I said "Yes, I'm ready."

He said "Cash or credit card?"

What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle?

Harvey





\*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*

A dentist graduated from Hogwarts...

He's now known as the Wizard of Aahhhs

A dentist looks into a patient's mouth and says, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"I heard you the first time," says the patient. "You didn't need to say it the second time."

"I didn't," says the dentist. "That was my echo."

My dentist was voted "Dentist Of The Year"....

He didn't get a trophy, they just gave him a little plaque.

The dentist said "This might hurt a bit...are you ready?"

The patient said "Yes I'm ready"

The dentist said "I slept with your wife"

Dentist: "This is going to hurt a bit. Ready?"

Me, shutting my eyes, dreading this moment: "Yes, ready."

Dentist: "That will be $700 please."

The dentist

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Went and had a cavity fixed this morning," the guy tells the bartender. "But it wasn't my usual dentist. Just some guy filling in."

My dentist gives me a new toothbrush every check up which is nice because I save them for when a lady stays the night.

So far I have about a dozen of them saved up.

How do dentists pay for their lawyers?

Retainers

My Dentist asked me when's the last time I flossed

Me: Oh don't you remember? You were there!

Why do dentists never lie

Because the tooth always comes out

My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily.

I wish he'd leave me alone.

What did the dentist say in court?

The tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

What did the dentist name his boat?

The Tooth Ferry

My dentist is a really mean guy

He always hurts my fillings.

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