Dent Jokes
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Funniest Dent Short Jokes
Short dent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dent humour may include short vent jokes also.
- The dent "I noticed you've got a dent on your car?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Did you drink too much last evening?"
"Yes, I did."
"I see. So your wife had to drive you home?"
"Exactly." - What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey
\*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\* - My friend told me that if he held a stone against my arm for 5 seconds, when he released it the dent would stay there for ever. It didn't work, I'm not impressed.
- Why was Batman in Texas trying to stop the Hurricane? Because it kept leaving Harvey Dents everywhere
- I forgot - what's the name of that two-faced villain, something "dent"? Never mind, I was able to remember. It is President.
- What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
- Why do Italian women love me? I'm firm when I need to be, but I can also be soft and tender.
The name's Dente.
Al Dente. - My ex wife dented the hood of my car. To be honest, was partly my fault. I *was* driving 55 mph in a 25 mph zone.
- What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent.
- A tree fell on our car during the recent Hurricane, and my dad won't get it repaired. He even named the damage. Harvey Dent
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Dent One Liners
Which dent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dent? I can suggest the ones about gent and pent.
- What do pasta and cars have in common? I don't like either al dente
- Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente.
- How does the president like his spaghetti Al presi-dente
- What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage? An R.V. dent.
- What do you call hellish pasta? Al Dente's inferno
- I'd make a joke about foot wear but... I probably shoe-dent
- What did the Italian say after the hail storm? "My car! issa Al Dente."
- I dented my car... ... so I took it to a dentist.
- Someone ran into the back of my Ferrari Now it's al dente
- What's red and has 7 little dents? Snow White's Cherry
- Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop? Cause it got al dente'd up!
- How did the foolish mechanic manage to dent the axle on the 4x4? Axle-dently
- What would be a good toothpaste slogan in Gotham? I believe in Pepso-Dent.
- What did Harvey Dent do after he got out of prison? He became a dentist...
- What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry
Harvey Dent Jokes
Here is a list of funny harvey dent jokes and even better harvey dent puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I guess you could say Harvey... Left a Dent
- Did you know Harvey Dent's a big George Michael fan? #cos he's got a half face - face - face#
- Batman Batman threw Two-Face at my car, and now it has a Harvey Dent
Hilarious Dent Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about dent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dent pranks.
When my dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed about it for a while...
Then I remembered...................me and my wife have different dentists…
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
My dentist hit me in the mouth...
...he really hurt my fillings.
I was at the dentist yesterday
As he was inspecting my teeth, he poked and prodded and scraped one of my back molars that was particularly sore. He leaned closer for a better look, and said to me, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen! That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen!"
I was kind of offended. "Doc, I'm not s**... or deaf, you didn't have to repeat yourself."
"I wasn't repeating myself, that was the echo!"
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His hand slipped.
At the dentist
The wife says, -I have to get a tooth pulled and I have no time for any anesthesia. Just pull the tooth out as quickly as you can so we can get going!
The dentist was really impressed, -You are indeed a brave woman! Which tooth is to be removed?
She turned to her old man, -Show him your tooth, dear!
My dentist and orthodontist have the same name...
Isn't that coinci*dental*?
My dentist is gay
I guess that makes him the tooth fairy.
My dentist told me I have to stop m**....
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"
My dentist told me I grind at night
I was unaware he even saw me at the club
Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok.
Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom.
A dentist goes to another dentist to fix a cavity.
When his dentist started to explain the procedure, he stopped him and said, "Don't worry, I know the drill."
Why don't dentists display their awards?
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar.
It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.
My dentist took a look in my mouth and said, "Your gums look awful. I told you to floss religiously."
I do, I said, I floss on Christmas and Easter.
The Dentist says, "When was the last time you flossed?"
The Patient replies, "You should know, you were there!"
Heard this at the dentist this morning
Why are dentists really good hackers?
Because they always get root access.
My dentist isn't racist.
He has loads of plaque friends.
Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?
They hate plaque buildup.
So my dentist says to me...
So my dentist says to me, "you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"
Then I respond, "Wow I deserve a plaque!"
This literally just happened. She lost it.
I went to the dentist.
I sat down in the chair and he said, "Open up for me..."
"OK," I said, "my parents don't love me very much."
I was at the dentist the other day, and she told me to open up.
"well, it all started when I was three.."
The dentist said to his patient, This is going to hurt a little.
The patient replied, "It's ok doc, I'm ready."
The dentist went on, "I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now.
My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal.
That's his flossophy.
My dentist gives me cavity searches all the time.
I think I need a new dentist..
Dentist: This will hurt.
Patient: OK.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.
My dentist told me to open up....
so I started telling him how depressed I was.
How does a dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slips
My dentist asked me the last time I flossed
I replied, "You remember.. You were there.."
I was at the dentist this morning and while he was examining my mouth, I bit his finger.
I think I left a good impression.
I think. Therefore I am
denther than water.
A dentist warns his patient...
Dentist: Be advised: this will hurt a lot!
Patient: Nahh don't worry. I can deal with pain very well.
Dentist: I have an affair with your wife since 2009...
Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?
They couldn't brush away their differences.
Dentist: open up please
Me: sometimes I get sad and I don't know why
I went to the dentist today
Dentist: Open up please
Me: Sometimes I get sad.
Dentist: This will hurt a little.
Patient: OK.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."
That's one hole that never really healed.
What does the Dentist of the Year receive?
A little plaque.
My dentist said that my gag reflex was much more sensitive than my wife's.
I didn't think anything of it at the time. Later, I realized it was super weird, because we go to different dentists.
Dentist: How did you lose your three teeth?
Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."
Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."
Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."
A dentist passed away
His tombstone reads: "He filled his last cavity".
4 out of 5 dentists say brushing alone is not enough.
That's why I do it on crowded subway cars.
What did the dentist diagnosis the red head with?
Gingervitis
My dentist doesn't like the fact that I've been chewing on quarters.
It's the closest I'll ever get to having a Bitcoin.
A dentist and a manicurist marry.
They fight tooth and nail.
What did the dentist say when he made a mistake?
That was accidental.
Dentists are racist and homophobic.
They want to make your teeth white and straight.
What did Socrates' dentist study?
Flossophy
My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth.
I said it must be because he has the better dentist.
My dentist told me to open up
So I told him that I often have trouble putting peoples words into context. He said I can tell
My Dentist friend just divorced his wife who is a manicurist
All they did was fight tooth and nail
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth.
He says it's accidental.
The dentist asked me if I had sensitive toothpaste at home.
I told her toothpaste and I don't talk about our feelings.
(PS: This was the actual conversation I had with my dentist just last night!)
Dentist: This will hurt a little.
Patient: OK.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now.
A dentist receives an award.
It's the only plaque allowed in his house.
Dentist: You need a crown
Patient: Finally somebody who understands me
My dentist asked me how long it had been since I flossed
I said you should know that, you were there .
My dentist reminded me about my wife's sensitive gag reflex…
*We laughed about it for a while.*
*Then I remembered me and my wife have different dentists…*
My dentist has the inside of his whole building covered in posters of teeth, gums, toothbrushes etc.
God was i relieved to see that its not industry standard when I took my wife to the gynaecologist...
My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me "Do you smoke or drink coffee?"
I said ... "I drink it"
I went to the dentist to put all caps on my teeth...
...now I can't help but shout every time I talk.
What did the dentist say looking at my teeth?
Brace yourself!!
I've been to the dentist a few times before,
so I know the drill.
What will the dentist give you for $1?
Buck teeth!
What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!
My dentist asked me when was the last time I flossed.
I was like "Doc, you were there".
I went to the dentist and they said I need a crown,
I thought "recognition at last"
When my dentist reminded me about my husband's sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me....
We have different dentists...
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth
It was accidental
I was at the dentist the other day
Dentist: this is going to hurt a little
Me: it's ok i'm ready
Dentist: i've been sleeping with your mom
If dentists make all their money from bad teeth...
....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.
My dentist told me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?"
I said "Yes, I'm ready."
He said "I'm sleeping with your wife."
My dentist told me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?"
I said "Yes, I'm ready."
He said "Cash or credit card?"
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Me: Finally, someone who understands me."
A dentist graduated from Hogwarts...
He's now known as the Wizard of Aahhhs
A dentist looks into a patient's mouth and says, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"I heard you the first time," says the patient. "You didn't need to say it the second time."
"I didn't," says the dentist. "That was my echo."
My dentist was cleaning my teeth and told me to open up more.
I told him I hadn't seen my father in three years.
