Density Jokes

Following is our collection of magnitude puns and radius one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Density jokes for adults, dirty viscosity jokes and clean theories dad gags for kids.

The Best Density Puns

What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Where's the highest density of Jews in the world right now?

In the stratosphere.

So I was making this image...

There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"

Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.

I should probably stop using math and feta memes.

The density of Saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath.

However, you wouldn't want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.

What do you call an American's God-given right to fast food?

Manifest Density

What do creationists and neutron stars have in common?


Which city has the largest population?


Church in Florida is underwater.

With mass underwater they can get volume. Then solve for their density and realize they should have gotten out of Florida.

When you get overwhelmingly nervous about playing that one Bungie hit for the first time...

"You are... my density."

In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.

Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density

The Milky Way experienced a cosmic fender-bender with a dwarf galaxy 500 million years ago.

It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.

There is an abundance of relativity jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and density puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any infinite witze you can hear about density.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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