Following is our collection of magnitude puns and radius one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Density jokes for adults, dirty viscosity jokes and clean theories dad gags for kids.
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
In the stratosphere.
There's this cat, and he's trying to find out how much cheese there is in a gyro. He knows its radius and length, but he asks "I can haz cheez density?"
Yeah, I know, it's not very funny.
I should probably stop using math and feta memes.
However, you wouldn't want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.
Manifest Density
Density
Density.
With mass underwater they can get volume. Then solve for their density and realize they should have gotten out of Florida.
"You are... my density."
Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
It was the ultimate slow-down of ultimate density.
There is an abundance of relativity jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and density puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any infinite witze you can hear about density.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.