The Best 7 Denser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Denser jokes. There are some denser density jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these denser slower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Denser Jokes and Puns

The U.S. is currently at 34 people / km2 while India is at 424 people / km2...

...but actually, the U.S.'s population is a lot denser.

What's denser than a neutron star?

A Flat Earther

When it comes to women, I'm usually denser than a collapsed star.

Sometimes I even achieve singularity.

What are denser than black holes?

Flat earthers

Which matter is denser than a black hole?

The grey matter inside lockdown protesters.


Hydrogen is the smartest.

The rest of the elements are denser.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the denser larger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working denser poc piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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