Dense Jokes
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- I've figured out that the spread of Covid-19 over the past couple years has been due to two factors. 1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is. - Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him
- Americas covid numbers are only because the population is so dense There are also a lot of people in certain locations
- Why did the blond girl became the Invisible Woman? Because she has to be dense enough for light to bend around her
- The spread of coronavirus within a country depends on two factors: 1) How dense the country's population is
2) How dense the country's population is - TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me
- The spread of Corona Virus is based on 2 factors: 1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is. - The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors: 1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is - I like my women as I like my pre-expansion universes So hot and dense that it violates the Pauli exclusion principle and demands a better understanding of the standard model
- (OC) I always wanted to be a ghost for Halloween Mom thought it was a good idea because when I was up to something she could see right through me, but Dad said I was too dense.
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- Hey girl, are you the big bang? Cause you're pretty hot, but very dense
- I was arguing with a black hole. Great conversationalist, but too dense to listen.
- RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;(
- My skydiving instructor was really dense. He left quite an impression.
- I have a joke about Osmium but it's too dense.
- What did the block of Silicon say to the block of Gold? "Dude, quit being so dense!"
- What's hot dense but ever expanding? The Kardashians
- I like my men like I like my neutron stars Hot, dense, and degenerate.
- Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk I'm so sorry...
- Why did the pothead seem so smart? Because all of his buds were so dense...
- I wanted to organise a party on venus but the atmosphere was too dense
- Seen on performance evaluation He's so dense, light bends around him.
- Your so dense, light must bend around you.
- If I was water then you would be alkaline metal cause you would be more dense than me
- Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA... ..bending light.
Quirky and Hilarious Dense Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about dense you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rich jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dense pranks.
An indian and a white man are walking through the woods...
and the white man is trying to learn how to hunt game from the indian. So the indian is moving quickly and quietly through the dense forest and the white man is fumbling loudly behind him. Suddenly, the indian stops short and presses his cheek up against a large tree. He then exclaims,
*"Moose come."*
The white man is baffled by how the indian discovered this and says, *"How do you know that?"*
Indian: *"Cheek sticky."*
Girl, you're like a supermassive black hole...
...because you're incredibly dense, nothing is more attactive than you, and once you s**... me in there's no going back.
I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle.
But he was too dense.
RIP Kanye West, died after what police think was his attempt to walk on water...
Coast Guard attempted rescue, but say he was too dense.
A homicidal r**... is holding hands with a little girl.
They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. "This place is really scary sir" says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: "Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself".
What are denser than black holes?
Flat earthers
my girlfriend told me that i never understand what she's trying to say and that i'm dense.. i understood perfectly
and i explained to her that i can't be that dense since i am ~70% water
Why are Korean Women's belts called the '38th Parallel'?
So that the belts could separate the mountains of the north from the dense forests of the south.
Chemistry Lesson
Me: "Hey girl, if you were a compound, you'd be copper telluride. You know why?"
Girl: "Because I'm cute?"
Me: "Nah, you're just really dense."
Apparently there was a Problem with a request to put Trump's Face on Mount Rushmore
It seems granite isn't a dense enough substance to accurately portray his head
Completely Original Joke About Numbers That I'm Sure Has Never Occurred To Anyone
While I've always been able to count on the cardinal numbers, I find that some of the integers can be negative, but at least they're still rational. But as long as a number can be real with me, I don't care how dense they might be.
Yo mama's so dense...
Yo mama's so dense the only reason people think she's bright is because she hit critical mass and now she burns the eyes out of anyone who looks at her... Sick burn.
3 kids are in class Atom, Molecule and Matter. Atom turns to molecule and tells him a joke. Molecule laughs so hard and asks why don't you tell Matter the joke.
Atom: he wouldn't get it, he's too dense.
My aussie friend was clearly impressed with me..
When i spotted him amongst the dense crowd of people.
Without skipping a beat, first thing he said to me was, good eye mike!
Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves ....
We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"
A customer walks into a bakery and orders a loaf of bread. As the baker wraps the loaf, the customer says, "You know, I bake my own bread at home, but they come out dense."
The baker looks up suspiciously and says, "Yeah, prove it."
Two black holes are jogging in space.
One says "You should slim down to get more attractive."
"Are you dense?" replies the other.
My brother keeps drowning despite my numerous attempts to teach him to stay afloat.
What a dense child.
Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.
Carbon: And then I said, Barium!
Osmium walks into the room.
What's so funny guys?
Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on 2 factors
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is
The spread of coronavirus depends on two things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
What's denser than a neutron star?
A Flat Earther
According to the Big Bang Theory the universe began in Arizona
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
My wife asked me if she looked fat in her new dress.
I told her: "You look like a beautiful shining star"
She replied: "Awhh..."
But then I added: "A neutron star" and she slapped me.
I was hoping she was too dense to understand the joke.
