The Best 10 Dens Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dens jokes. There are some dens black jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dens lair puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dens Jokes and Puns

What's denser than a neutron star?

A Flat Earther

What are denser than black holes?

Flat earthers

Why did CIA raid the igloos?

Because they dont like snow dens

The density of Saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath.

However, you wouldn't want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.

Why can't hyenas bring their food back to their dens before they eat it?

It'd be too much carrion'


Yo mama's so dense...

Yo mama's so dense the only reason people think she's bright is because she hit critical mass and now she burns the eyes out of anyone who looks at her... Sick burn.

Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk

I'm so sorry...

What place has the best drug dens?

Sweet den

Your dad's so dense...

Your dad's so dense, he has an escape velocity greater than the speed of light.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dens bedrooms jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dens hole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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