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What's denser than a neutron star?
A Flat Earther
What are denser than black holes?
Flat earthers
Why did CIA raid the igloos?
Because they dont like snow dens
The density of saturn is so low that the whole planet would float on the water in your bath.
However, you wouldn't want to try this experiment at home as it would leave a massive ring around the tub.
Why can't hyenas bring their food back to their dens before they eat it?
It'd be too much carrion'
Yo mama's so dense...
Yo mama's so dense the only reason people think she's bright is because she hit critical mass and now she burns the eyes out of anyone who looks at her... Sick burn.
Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk
I'm so sorry...
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