Denomination Jokes

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The Best Denomination Puns

Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge

Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge and I saw this guy about to jump.

I said, "Don't jump."

He said, "Nobody loves me."

I said, "God loves you. Are you a Christian or a Jew?"

He said, "A Christian."

I said, "Me too! Protestant or Catholic?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! What denomination?"

He said, "Baptist."

I said, "Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Baptist."

I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."

I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference, or Northern Conservative Baptist, Eastern Conference?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference."

I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him off.

--Emo Philips

A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building

Don't do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.

Really? says the suicidal man.

Yes. Do you believe in God?

Yes.

Me too! Christian or non-Christian?

Christian.

Me too! Which denomination?

Protestant.

Me too! Which sub-denomination?

Lutheran.

Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?

ESV Bible.

Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.

8 Days' Worth

Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before 
replying, Give me six Orthodox, 
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What did the evil fraction say?

You will never stop my plans for world denomination.


Stamping out intolerance

A woman walks into the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.


What denomination? asks the shop assistant.


Oh, good heavens. Have we really come to this? says the woman. I guess I'll take 50 Catholic and 50 Anglican.

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