The Best 7 Denomination Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Denomination jokes. There are some denomination incomprehensible jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these denomination postal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Denomination Jokes and Puns

Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge

Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge and I saw this guy about to jump.

I said, "Don't jump."

He said, "Nobody loves me."

I said, "God loves you. Are you a Christian or a Jew?"

He said, "A Christian."

I said, "Me too! Protestant or Catholic?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! What denomination?"

He said, "Baptist."

I said, "Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Baptist."

I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."

I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference, or Northern Conservative Baptist, Eastern Conference?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference."

I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him off.

--Emo Philips

A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building

Don't do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.

Really? says the suicidal man.

Yes. Do you believe in God?

Yes.

Me too! Christian or non-Christian?

Christian.

Me too! Which denomination?

Protestant.

Me too! Which sub-denomination?

Lutheran.

Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?

ESV Bible.

Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.

8 Days' Worth

Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before 
replying, Give me six Orthodox, 
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.

Weddings by Christian denomination [super-dated but still funny]

At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant.

At a Mormon wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.

At a United Church wedding, the minister is pregnant.

At a Unitarian wedding, the minister and her wife are both pregnant.

*Adapted poorly from a joke about Jewish denominations.*

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists


What did the evil fraction say?

You will never stop my plans for world denomination.

Stamping out intolerance

A woman walks into the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

What denomination? asks the shop assistant.

Oh, good heavens. Have we really come to this? says the woman. I guess I'll take 50 Catholic and 50 Anglican.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the denomination currency jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working denomination pawns piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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