Denominated Jokes
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Short denominated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The denominated humour may include short jokes also.
- There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this
- There's a fine line between a numerator a denominator Only a fraction of people will get that joke
- There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. only a fraction of people can understand this joke.
- There is a fine line between numerator and denominator Only a fraction of people find this funny
- There is a fine line between numerator and denominator some people appreciate these jokes, some do not.
The division is clear - There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Then again, only a fraction of people will find this joke funny.
- There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. But only a fraction would understand.
- There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. And probably only a fraction of people will find this funny.
- A lot of people get numerators and denominators mixed up... But there's a fine line between the two
- There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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- There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator the division is clear
- My Church accepts ALL Denominations $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, AND $100!
- Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs? Episcopaleontologists
- What did the evil fraction say? You will never stop my plans for world denomination.
- What did the numerators yell after they saw the denominators? We're outnumbered!
- Why is Dominik Hasek so good at fractions? Because he's the denominator
- What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time? M'llenium
- ** Two mathmeticians deciding about s**... positions ** "Wanna be numerator or denominator?"
- What did one Christian denomination say to the other? We've got m**... than you.
Denominated Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about denominated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make denominated pranks.
How to be Insulting on Public Transportation: Pretend to be foreign when the conductor asks for your fare and try to give him the wrong denomination of money.
How to be Insulting in Banks: When ordering travelers checks, try to get the smallest denomination available, and then take ages signing each check in front of the cashier.
I was cooking last night and made a joke about being able to figure out the fractions in my head without cutting one of my fingers off. No one laughed.
Guess I wasn't appealing to the lowest common denominator.
Stamping out intolerance
A woman walks into the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
What denomination? asks the shop assistant.
Oh, good heavens. Have we really come to this? says the woman. I guess I'll take 50 Catholic and 50 Anglican.
Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge
Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge and I saw this guy about to jump.
I said, "Don't jump."
He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me too! Protestant or Catholic?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! What denomination?"
He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference, or Northern Conservative Baptist, Eastern Conference?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist, Great Lakes Conference."
I said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Conference, Council of 1912."
I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him off.
--Emo Philips
A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator...
(sorry it's *slightly* outdated but funny nonetheless)
A teacher was arrested because he attempted to board a flight while possessing a ruler, protractor, and calculator. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man's a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The man's been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-gebra is a problem for us, Gonzales said. Its followers desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns,' but we've determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval, with coordinates in every country.
When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said, If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He'd have given us more fingers and toes. Aides told reporters they couldn't recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator...
The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero.
/mathburn!
They think they are the only ones here.
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Lutheran."
"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Presbyterian."
"Go to Room 11, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different denominations, but why must I be quiet when I pass Room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well, the Baptists are in Room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."
Only a fraction of you will understand
That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Took from a facebook page
Why don't you be the numerator,
I'll be the denominator, and we can reduce to our simplest form.
Government - 'Um, we're having big issues with tax evasion. People are stashing away notes with large denominations.'
Modi: 'Have you tried turning them off and and on again?'
8 Days' Worth
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.
Mary thinks a second before
replying, Give me six Orthodox,
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator
There's also a fine between crushing and infinite depression.
Oldie but still good...
This seems to fit here:
Some sub-par counterfeiters discovered that their latest run of bills were all $18 denominations. They realized that they couldn't pass them off in the city so they headed out to the hinterlands to try and pass them off.
They stopped at a backwoods general store and asked the scruffy, gap toothed man behind the counter if he could make change for an $18 bill.
The old man took it and looked it over carefully.
Sure. I can make change. Do you want two $9s or three $6s?
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand
A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building
Don't do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.
Really? says the suicidal man.
Yes. Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Me too! Christian or non-Christian?
Christian.
Me too! Which denomination?
Protestant.
Me too! Which sub-denomination?
Lutheran.
Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?
ESV Bible.
Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
But only a Fraction of the people will understand what it is :)
There is a fine line between...
There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny
Weddings by Christian denomination [super-dated but still funny]
At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At a m**... wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
At a United Church wedding, the minister is pregnant.
At a Unitarian wedding, the minister and her wife are both pregnant.
*Adapted poorly from a joke about Jewish denominations.*
I left my car between the numerator and denominator.
I got a ticket for parking in fraction.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator….
… only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.
Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees.
Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices
Chuck Norris is so tough he can simplify an improper fraction without first dividing the denominator and using it to multiple the numerator.