Dennis Jokes

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The Best Dennis Puns

If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive?

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In the locker room after the game...

The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and panties and starts to put them on.

His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"

Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."


After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."

Thanks to the tireless work of an elder statesman, possibly one of the most dignified and smartest people in the process, we are starting to normalize relations with North Korea

Let's all give Dennis Rodman a big hand.

Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordplay competition in Spain

The Punning Of The Bulls

What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner.
(Thank you Dennis Miller)

what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together?

hey, hugh, get off of mccloud.

How do you say Trojan Horse in South Korean?

Dennis Rodman

[Massachusetts] How do you know you're halfway to p-town?

You're entering Dennis

Did anyone else read about that Bulgarian guy that got guillotined yesterday?

Dennis Hedfelov

What was the last line of code Dennis Ritchie wrote?

printf("Goodbye world");

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