Dennis Jokes
23 dennis jokes and hilarious dennis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dennis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dennis Short Jokes
Short dennis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dennis humour may include short john jokes also.
- If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films.
- Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordplay competition in Spain The Punning Of The Bulls
- Did anyone else read about that Bulgarian guy that got guillotined yesterday? Dennis Hedfelov
- What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner.
(Thank you Dennis Miller) - Einstein said that anything traveling at the speed of light would have infinite mass. Your mom only travels to the Denny's and back and she's gotten pretty close.
- Today, I got lit, went to Denny's, ordered a t-bone & eggs, and scarfed it all down… I guess you could say… it was a "high-steaks" scenario.
- I hate double standards... When a girl wears a thong she is called bold and s**.... But when I do it I'm just called drunk and asked to leave Denny's.
- what did m**... jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together? hey, hugh, get off of mccloud.
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Dennis One Liners
Which dennis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dennis? I can suggest the ones about winner and .
- Do you know what "La Quinta" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's
- I finally learned what La Quinta means in English Behind Denny's
- What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over? The Grand I-slam
- [Massachusetts] How do you know you're halfway to p-town? You're entering Dennis
- What does La Quinta mean in English? Next to Denny's
- What was the last line of code Dennis Ritchie wrote? printf("Goodbye world");
- Starbucks is The white liberal version of Dennys
- Dennis, likes to play tennis, and has a huge... ...racket.
- How do you say t**... Horse in South Korean? Dennis Rodman
- What do you call a Korean t**... horse Dennis Rodman
- When Dennis Thatcher had s**... with Margaret Thatcher he called it pumping iron.
- What was Dennis Ritchie's idea of getting s**...? #include
Uproarious Dennis Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about dennis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dennis pranks.
In the locker room after the game...
The guys have finished playing, have showered, and are getting dressed. Dennis pulls out a black lace bra and p**... and starts to put them on.
His team mates begin laughing, and making fun of him. The coach asks, "Hey, Dennis! Since when did you start wearing women's underwear?"
Dennis replies, "Since my wife found them under the passenger seat of my car."
Foreplay
After the first week of s**... education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."
Thanks to the tireless work of an elder statesman, possibly one of the most dignified and smartest people in the process, we are starting to normalize relations with North Korea
Let's all give Dennis Rodman a big hand.
