Denmark Jokes

Funniest Denmark Short Jokes

Short denmark jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The denmark humour may include short motherland jokes also.

1. A Scandinavian joke: It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now there's just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark.
2. Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold
   Finland have taken silver
   Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise
3. The white-throated dipper is the national bird of Norway, the mute swan is Denmark's, and the blackbird is Sweden's, these are the Scandinavians.
4. Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries? If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
5. I've learned that restaurants in Denmark would rather serve five Germans than one American. Something about five customers being better than one.
6. This is naut, ok? If America has 'astronauts' and Russia has 'cosmonauts', does Denmark have 'deeznauts'?
7. The kings of Sweden and Denmark are having a press conference today The king of Norway will also say a fjords
8. When Sweden play Denmark in the World Cup the scoreboard will show SWE DEN... I wonder what happens when Nigeria play Germany?
9. I was amazed to find out that Europeans use whiteboards the same way as Americans... They just pick up the marker, Denmark on it.
10. If a man is born in Sweden, grows up in Denmark, lives in Finland and dies in Germany, what is he? Dead of course.

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Denmark One Liners

Which denmark one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with denmark? I can suggest the ones about danish and nation.

1. What country is known for cave paintings? Denmark
2. Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor? Rigor Mortissen
3. What do you call the boring people of Denmark? MunDanes
4. How do you call the best veterinary hospital in Denmark? Great Dane pets hospital.
5. Why does Denmark put barcodes on all their ships? So they can Scandinavian!
6. Are there any Mexicans in Denmark? No they can't swim that far.
7. The border Between Denmark and Germany should be named as, "The Den-Ger line".
8. Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
9. What do you call w**... from Denmark? Dansk kush.

Denmark Sweden Jokes

Here is a list of funny denmark sweden jokes and even better denmark sweden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL there's only one thing Sweden and Denmark has that Norway doesn't. A nice neighbor country.

The Funniest Denmark Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about denmark you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean country jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make denmark pranks.