The Best 5 Denis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Denis jokes. There are some denis andre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these denis denis leary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Denis Jokes and Puns

Denise and WHAT?!

A woman falls into a coma as she is giving birth. When she wakes up a few weeks later, the doctor greets her with some news.

"Congratulations! You had twins; a boy and a girl. Since you were in a coma, we gave your brother the liberty of naming your children."

"What did he name them?" she worriedly asked, "he isn't very bright!"

"Your daughter is Denise," replied the doctor.

Slightly relieved she says, "That's not so bad! And the boy?"


My ex, Denise used to write me angry letters.

She was literally one letter away from becoming my Demise.

What do you call a dentist who doesn't have teeth?


Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown?

Because there's No Cure for Cancer

A pregant woman of 6 months falls into a coma

.... 3 months later she awkaes and finds out she already had her child. She asks the doctor " How Is my child?" The doctor replies " You had two children, a girl and a boy. Your brother took the ability to name them." "OH NO MY BROTHER IS AN IDIOT!, WHAT DID HE NAME THE GIRL?" "Denis" "oh , well that's not a bad name.. how about the boy?" "denephew"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the denis raindrop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working denis denephew piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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