Denim Jokes

• Short Denim Jokes
• Denim One Liners
• Denim Jacket Jokes
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Funniest Denim Short Jokes

Short denim jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The denim humour may include short jeans jokes also.

1. I used to date a girl called Sue Denim.... Until I found out that it wasn't her real name.
2. Elton John discovered some high-end denims and decided to throw out his regular Levi's. He said good bye normal jeans.
3. "What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."
   "Denim."
   "Denim?"
   "Denim denim denim denim denim..."
4. Did you hear the one about the shark that liked to eat people wearing jeans? It sounded something like
   Den-im...
   Den-im...
   Den-im Den-im Den-im
   denimdenimdenimdenim
   (Read it out loud)
5. Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear?
   *(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...
6. What do you call a denim expert? A jeanius.
7. What's Mario's favorite clothes made out of? Denim denim denim
8. What do you call a basin full of denim? A gene pool!
9. What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin
   I'll see myself out now...thank you
10. What material does Mario use for his pants? Denim denim denim

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Denim One Liners

Which denim one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with denim? I can suggest the ones about skinny jeans and pair jeans.

1. What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim.
2. What fabric is Mario's overalls? Denim denim denim.
3. What's blue and white and can't climb trees? A fridge with a denim jacket on
4. What are Mario's pants made of? Denim denim denim.
5. You guys know what Mario's favorite type of pants are? *Denim Denim Denim*
6. Why is denim better than leather? It's has superior jeans
7. What's Mario's favorite outfit? A JUMPsuit made of… denim, denim, denim.
8. What are Mario's jeans made of? Denim denim denim
9. What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of? Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
10. What's super marios favorite type of fabric? Denim denim denim.
11. My dad and I Have an unhealthy obsession with denim, I think it's in my jeans.
12. What's Mario's favorite fabric?
    Denim, denim, denim.
13. What did Michael Jackson Name his Denim Store? Billie Jeans
14. What are the Mario brothers pants made out of? Denim denim denim
15. what's blue and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a fridge with a denim jacket on

Denim Jacket Jokes

Here is a list of funny denim jacket jokes and even better denim jacket puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's white blue and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A refrigerator in a denim jacket
• What's blue and white and swings through the jungle? A fridge in a denim jacket
• What is white and blue and swings through the jungle? a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
• Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on.
  HA!
• What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Unearthly Funniest Denim Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about denim you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leather jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make denim pranks.