Denim Jokes

Funniest Denim Short Jokes

Short denim jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The denim humour may include short jeans jokes also.

1. I used to date a girl called Sue Denim.... Until I found out that it wasn't her real name.
2. Elton John discovered some high-end denims and decided to throw out his regular Levi's. He said good bye normal jeans.
3. "What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."
   "Denim."
   "Denim?"
   "Denim denim denim denim denim..."
4. Did you hear the one about the shark that liked to eat people wearing jeans? It sounded something like
   Den-im...
   Den-im...
   Den-im Den-im Den-im
   denimdenimdenimdenim
   (Read it out loud)
5. Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear?
   *(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...
6. A famous Australian fashion designer created a special collection of denim trousers for the indigenous population. He calls them Aborijeans.
7. What kind of material is Super Mario's pants made out of??? A: Denim Denim Denim.
   (Said with the voice inflection of the music for when he goes underground)
8. What's the difference between the beginning of the small intestine and a pair of jeans? One is a duodenum, and the other is a denim duo.
9. Why is Mario is afraid of jeans ? DENIM DENIM DENIM
   (Sing it with the bowser castle song )
10. What is white and blue and swings through the jungle? a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Denim One Liners

Which denim one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with denim? I can suggest the ones about skinny jeans and pair jeans.

1. What kind of pants do mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim.
2. Why is denim better than leather? It's has superior jeans
3. What's Mario's favorite outfit? A JUMPsuit made of… denim, denim, denim.
4. What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of? Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
5. What's super marios favorite type of fabric? Denim denim denim.
6. My dad and I Have an unhealthy obsession with denim, I think it's in my jeans.
7. What did Michael Jackson Name his Denim Store? Billie Jeans
8. What do you call a basin full of denim? A gene pool!
9. Why are jeans so full of themselves? They're better /denim/ other guys!
10. What's blue and white and swings through the jungle? A fridge in a denim jacket
11. What do you call a Canadian symbiote? Denim
12. My dominant gene is... Denim.
13. Spilled some yoghurt on my jeans... Mm, denim.
14. I have invented a beanie hat made of denim It's called a jeanie
15. Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on.
    HA!

Unearthly Funniest Denim Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about denim you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leather jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make denim pranks.