Denim Jokes
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The Best Denim Puns
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim denim denim.
"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"
"No idea."
"Denim."
"Denim?"
"Denim denim denim denim denim..."
What fabric is Mario's overalls?
Denim denim denim.
What are Mario's pants made of?
Denim denim denim.
Mario's Jeans
What kind of jeans does Mario wear?
*(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim...
What's blue and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge with a denim jacket on
Did you hear the one about the shark that liked to eat people wearing jeans?
It sounded something like
Den-im...
Den-im...
Den-im Den-im Den-im
denimdenimdenimdenim
(Read it out loud)
You guys know what Mario's favorite type of pants are?
*Denim Denim Denim*
Why is denim better than leather?
It's has superior jeans
What are Mario's jeans made of?
Denim denim denim
What material are the Pink Panther's jeans made out of?
Denim Deniiiiiiiimmmmmm
What's super marios favorite type of fabric?
Denim denim denim.
What did Michael Jackson Name his Denim Store?
Billie Jeans
My dad and I Have an unhealthy obsession with denim,
I think it's in my jeans.
What are the Mario brothers pants made out of?
Denim denim denim
what's blue and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
a fridge with a denim jacket on
What do you call a denim expert?
A jeanius.
There was a get together for gay men who love denim but it was very hot so they all decided to take off their pants and jacket
By the end of it there were genes all over the floor
(I know its not structured very well sorry)
What's Mario's favorite clothes made out of?
Denim denim denim
What do you call a basin full of denim?
A gene pool!
What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim denim denim...denim denim demin
I'll see myself out now...thank you
What material does Mario use for his pants?
Denim denim denim
What kind of material is Super Mario's pants made out of???
A: Denim Denim Denim.
(Said with the voice inflection of the music for when he goes underground)
What's Mario's favourite clothing?
Denim denim denim
A famous Australian fashion designer created a special collection of denim trousers for the indigenous population.
He calls them Aborijeans.
What's white blue and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
A refrigerator in a denim jacket
Why are jeans so full of themselves?
They're better /denim/ other guys!
What's blue and white and swings through the jungle?
A fridge in a denim jacket
What's the difference between the beginning of the small intestine and a pair of jeans?
One is a duodenum, and the other is a denim duo.
What do you call a Canadian symbiote?
Denim
My dominant gene is...
Denim.
Why is Mario is afraid of jeans ?
DENIM DENIM DENIM
(Sing it with the bowser castle song )
Spilled some yoghurt on my jeans...
Mm, denim.
What type of fabric do the Mario Brothers prefer?
denim, denim, denim
What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
What type of pants does Mario where? (Super Mario Brothers)
*"Denim Denim Denim"*
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