The Best 33 Denile Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Denile Jokes and Puns

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What is the first stage of grief for an Egyptian?


A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back,

"Naw man, you're in de-nile"

Denile joke, A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the

My Egyptian friend just couldn't believe he was drowning...

turns out he was in de-Nile

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Where were the Egyptians during the flood?

In de-nile

Crocodiles in Egypt will never admit to being in love...

They all live in de-Nile

Denile joke, Crocodiles in Egypt will never admit to being in love...

Where do Egyptians go when people keep doubting them?

Into de-Nile

Did you hear about the Egyptian Man who drowned?

He was in denile

Why couldn't the Egyptian man accept that he was drowning?

Because he was in de-NILE

I saw an Egyptian not accepting his responsibilities

He was in de-Nile to say the least

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My best friend drowned in Egypt.

I'm in denile.

After Ryan got pushed into a river, he kept yelling that he wasn't wet.

He was in de-Nile.

What is the first stage of grief for an Egyptian?


Which word describes someone that refuses to believe that rivers can flow from south to north?


What happens to Egyptians who don't believe?

They end up in deNILE

Denile joke, What happens to Egyptians who don't believe?

Two guys are walking through Africa when one of them falls in a river...

"Hey, you fell in de river!" Says his friend

"No I didn't!" he says

"Oh you just in de-Nile!"

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

A man tried to walk on water in Egypt

He regretted it, he was very in denile

You hear about the Egyptian who insisted that he could breath underwater?

He was forever in De-Nile

Did You Hear About The Egyptian Crocodile That Heard About His Wife Cheating?

He's in De-Nile

A guy who doesn't believe in global warming is swimming in Egypt...

He's in de-nile

What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile

Anyone who claims rivers flow south to north...

Is in de-Nile

My Friend Shipped Me To Egypt Overnight

I can't believe it! Its been two days and I'm still in De-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.


Swimming Joke

Q: Where will you find a swimmer who can't believe he's drowning?
A: In de-Nile! Explain

Egyptian fisherman

what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died?

I'm in de-nile

My friend refused to believe that there was a river in Egypt.

He was in de-Nile.

My wife told me to get out the river because of crocodiles, I told her there aren't any crocodiles.

She said I was in denile.

There was a river...

There was a river in Egypt that no one believed existed, locally it was known as De-Nile!


My joke for Thursday :)

What do you call an alligator in Egypt?

An in de-nile crocodile

Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa?

He was in de-Nile.

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