The Best 54 Denial Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Denial jokes. There are some denial onetwothree jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these denial acceptance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Denial Jokes and Puns
Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?
In denial.
A little doctor joke
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a large African river!
Doctor: Ah, you must be in denial.
Did you hear about the Egyptian murderer who evaded capture by jumping into a river?
Police said he was in denial.
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...
The 5 stages of buying petrol.
Fishy tales
Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?
Because he was stuck in denial.
My friends say im in denial
I dont know what theyre talking about.
There's no "i" in denial.
Yesterday I thought I was in the Amazon river
Turns out I was in denial
Did you know it's Holocaust Denial Month?
Happy JewLie.
Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to.....
They are always in denial.
My Egyptian friend's dad drowned yesterday...
He's still in denial.
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I asked my brother if he has a fetish for rivers...
He's in denial.
I was in denial until her wake...
But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver
There's no I...
in collaboration.
Or denial.
Why was Cleopatra so negative?
Because she was queen of denial.
Bernie Sanders was asked why he is still in the race
and he responded "there are still some states left for me." Those states are Denial, Anger, Grief, Bargaining and Acceptance.
When I told my friend how my dad drowned in the longest river on earth, he didn't belive me.
He was in denial.
There's no "i"
in denial.
my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial...
So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt
My friend told me "the first stage is grief"
"Isn't it denial?" I replied.
"No, not for me"
2016 Denial
2017 Anger
2018 Bargaining
2019 Depression
2020 Acceptance
My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder...
...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"
Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies
"Ya right, mon, you in denial"
Me: The first step to success is denial.
Other person: No it's not.
Me: I'm so proud of you.
Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding.
The citizens of Cairo are still in denial
It's been 5 months since my best friend drowned in a river in Egypt.
....and he's still in denial.
An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...
He was in denial.
A man is having a session with his therapist.
Therapist: One of your biggest problems is changing the subject all the time.
Man: No I don't.
Therapist: Denial.
Man: Thats a river in Africa.
What do you call a river that refuses to see the truth?
Denial
I grew up in Egypt and was thrown in a river as a baby, but I never believed it.
I was in denial.
Why didn't the Egyptian woman think she was pretty?
Because she was in denial.
My wife left me because she believes I live in constant denial
Tonight we'll have a romantic dinner celebrating our 5th year anniversary
There is no I
In denial.
I can't believe that Fisherman told me there were no rivers in Africa
He was clearly in denial
What do you call a Jamaican who goes swimming in Egypt?
In denial
I'm canoeing in Sudan, not Egypt - my map must be wrong
I guess I'm just in denial
There's no "I" in..
Denial.
I know a guy who takes denial to the next level.
He doesn't believe in stairs.
There's no E in denial
And no I in Elleterate
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography
Teacher: "what state do you live in?"
Student: "denial."
Why was Cleopatra sitting on a boat, sad, going down a river?
Because she was in denial.
My friend and I took a trip to Egypt. While we were sightseeing, he slipped and fell into a river. I told him he needs to get out as soon as possible but he refused to acknowledge his predicament.
He was in denial.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance
Saturday, Sunday
I thought I might be an alcoholic, so I did some research. It turns out the first sign of alcoholism is denial...
So I guess I'm not an alcoholic.
Did you hear about the Egyptian who refused to accept that he was drowning?
He was in denial
What do you call Cleopatra when she's depressed?
The Queen of Denial.
Cleopatra fell out of her boat but wouldn't admit she was wet.
She was in denial.
People tell me there are lots of rivers in Africa. They're wrong, there's only one.
Denial.
I once fell into an African river but refused to accept it
I was in denial
My friend just went to Egypt
He had a break up and now he's in denial
Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state.
Denial.
Breaking News: Trump has won another state!
The state of denial.
Why did the Pharaoh drown?
He couldn't swim but he was in denial.
"Denial isn't just a river in Brazil."
"That's the Amazon."
"No, I refuse to believe that."
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the denial pharaoh jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working denial nile piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.