The Best 53 Denial Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Denial jokes. There are some denial onetwothree jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these denial acceptance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Denial Jokes and Puns

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Did you hear about the Egyptian murderer who evaded capture by jumping into a river?

Police said he was in denial.

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...

The 5 stages of buying petrol.

Denial joke, 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...

Fishy tales

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

My friends say im in denial

I dont know what theyre talking about.

There's no "i" in denial.

Yesterday I thought I was in the Amazon river

Turns out I was in denial

Denial joke, Yesterday I thought I was in the Amazon river

Did you know it's Holocaust Denial Month?

Happy JewLie.

Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to.....

They are always in denial.

My Egyptian friend's dad drowned yesterday...

He's still in denial.

I asked my brother if he has a fetish for rivers...

He's in denial.

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I was in denial until her wake...

But then I saw her face... now I'm a bereaver

There's no I...

in collaboration.

Or denial.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Bernie Sanders was asked why he is still in the race

and he responded "there are still some states left for me." Those states are Denial, Anger, Grief, Bargaining and Acceptance.

When I told my friend how my dad drowned in the longest river on earth, he didn't belive me.

He was in denial.

Denial joke, When I told my friend how my dad drowned in the longest river on earth, he didn't belive me.

There's no "i"

in denial.

my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial...

So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt

My friend told me "the first stage is grief"

"Isn't it denial?" I replied.

"No, not for me"

2016 Denial

2017 Anger

2018 Bargaining

2019 Depression

2020 Acceptance

My roommate seemed like he was in denial when I told him I spilled all his protein powder...

...he just kept saying "no whey, no whey"

Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies

"Ya right, mon, you in denial"

Me: The first step to success is denial.

Other person: No it's not.

Me: I'm so proud of you.

Breaking news! Due to heavy storms, all the rivers in Egypt are flooding.

The citizens of Cairo are still in denial

It's been 5 months since my best friend drowned in a river in Egypt.

....and he's still in denial.

An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...

He was in denial.

What do you call a river that refuses to see the truth?


I grew up in Egypt and was thrown in a river as a baby, but I never believed it.

I was in denial.

Why didn't the Egyptian woman think she was pretty?

Because she was in denial.

My wife left me because she believes I live in constant denial

Tonight we'll have a romantic dinner celebrating our 5th year anniversary

There is no I

In denial.

What do you call a Jamaican who goes swimming in Egypt?

In denial

I'm canoeing in Sudan, not Egypt - my map must be wrong

I guess I'm just in denial

There's no "I" in..


I know a guy who takes denial to the next level.

He doesn't believe in stairs.

There's no E in denial

And no I in Elleterate

A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography

Teacher: "what state do you live in?"

Student: "denial."

Why was Cleopatra sitting on a boat, sad, going down a river?

Because she was in denial.

My friend and I took a trip to Egypt. While we were sightseeing, he slipped and fell into a river. I told him he needs to get out as soon as possible but he refused to acknowledge his predicament.

He was in denial.

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

Saturday, Sunday

I thought I might be an alcoholic, so I did some research. It turns out the first sign of alcoholism is denial...

So I guess I'm not an alcoholic.

Did you hear about the Egyptian who refused to accept that he was drowning?

He was in denial

What do you call Cleopatra when she's depressed?

The Queen of Denial.

I once fell into an African river but refused to accept it

I was in denial

My friend just went to Egypt

He had a break up and now he's in denial

Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state.


Breaking News: Trump has won another state!

The state of denial.

Why did the Pharaoh drown?

He couldn't swim but he was in denial.

"Denial isn't just a river in Brazil."

"That's the Amazon."

"No, I refuse to believe that."

What did the Egyptian say when he fell out of his boat?

I'm in denial

Denial is like fickleness

No it's not

Your right, it's not.

What do you call someone who jumped off a pyramid?

In denial

What do you call someone who jumped off the Eiffel Tower?


Why couldn't Cleopatra accept Mark Anthony's death?

She was the queen of denial

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