Den Jokes
40 den jokes and hilarious den puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about den that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious jokes about Dragons Den, Den Bedste, Ich, Fella, and Serengeti! From silly puns to puns that'll leave you in stitches, this article has jokes for everyone!
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Funniest Den Short Jokes
Short den jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The den humour may include short fella jokes also.
- So I went on Dragons Den with my grandad's shotgun and Peter Jones said, "so what's the business idea?" I said, "It's a very simple concept, Peter. Put the money in the bag."
- Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was snow'den.
- Judge to carpenter: "You were arrested during a drugs bust in a gambling den. What were you doing there?" "Making a bolt for the door, your honour."
- I was talking to my physics teacher... Teacher: hey, do you know what salt lake city is?
Me: yeah
Teacher: cool, you know what den city is?
Me: no?
Teacher: oh, its mass over volume - Did you hear the one about the shark that liked to eat people wearing jeans? It sounded something like
Den-im...
Den-im...
Den-im Den-im Den-im
denimdenimdenimdenim
(Read it out loud) - "Do you know what sin city is?" "Yeah, that's Las Vegas"
"But do you know what Den City is"
"No"
"Mass over volume" - Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. "Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
- Everyone knows that Las Vegas is Sin City. But do you know what is Den City? p = m/V
mass/volume - I live in a house between a crack den and a brothel. I guess you could say i'm between a rock and a hard place.
- When Sweden play Denmark in the World Cup the scoreboard will show SWE DEN... I wonder what happens when Nigeria play Germany?
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Den One Liners
Which den one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with den? I can suggest the ones about zookeeper and lounge.
- Sin city we all know is Las Vegas, but do you know what Den city is? Mass over volume.
- What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument? Good bi-den
- Friend: I think I have a crush on the president and the first lady. Me: You are bi-den?
- Why did CIA raid the igloos? Because they dont like snow dens
- Why don't birds live in caves? It would be to much of a bird den.
- What can save Russian Bear Snow den.
- What place has the best drug dens? Sweet den
- A fox managed to dig into a highly populated rabbit den. It was a warren buffet.
- Everyone has heard of Sin City, right? How about Den City? It's mass/volume
- What is it called when you lower a zookeeper into a lion's den? Catfishing
- What do you call ISIS? *Assad*den turn of events.
- How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? They use bear conditioning!
- what does a guy with the last name mark named his' baby boy? Den.
- The border Between Denmark and Germany should be named as, "The Den-Ger line".
Great Den Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about den you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cub jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make den pranks.
Do you know what Sin City is?
Person 1: Do you know what Sin City is?
Person 2: Las Vegas
Person 1: Do you know what the Windy City is?
Person 2: Chicago
Person 1: Do you know what Den City is?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Mass over volume
A physicist was in Las Vegas
Tour guide: Las Vegas is also known as Sin City.
Physicist: Do you know what Den City is though?
Tour guide: No, I don't know.
Physicist: Mass over volume.
I'll see myself out.
Two Italian men are having a lively talk on a bus...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two a**... come together. I come once-a-more. Two a**..., they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."
A church lady behind them is crimson red and beside herself. "You two need Jesus! How dare you say such shameless filth? We don't talk about our s**... lives in public in this country!"
"Hey, relaxa, missa! Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
Practicing
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his Uncle was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. His uncle listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, "For h**... sake, Johnny, can't you play something this d**... dog doesn't know?"
Popular German "joke" in Belgium
Ask a german guy:
Q: Haben sie etwas verloren? (Did you lose something?)
A: "confused" Nein. (No)
Q: Jawohl, den krieg, zweimal! (Yes you did, the war. Twice!)
Proceed to buy him a drink :)
Four kids were arrested for feeding the elephants in a zoo when there was a rule stating they couldn't do so.
At the court, the judge asked the four kids to state their name and what they had done.
Kid 1 : My name is John, and I threw peanuts into the elephant den.
Kid 2 : My name is David, and I threw peanuts into the elephant den.
Kid 3 : My name is Arthur, and I threw peanuts into the elephant den.
Kid 4 : My name is Peanuts.
Me : Heard of Sin City?
GF : Las Vegas, right?
Me : Yeap, hw about Den City?
GF : What?
Me : Mass / Volume
What do you call a hollow that chicks live in?
A bird den.
*I'm sorry, I hope this is the right sub for this.*
Sin City was a nickname given to Las Vegas because of all of its shenanigans, but do you know about Den City?
It's the degree of compactness of a substance.
It's winter in quebec, and a mother cat calls her kittens back inside the den. While taking the short cut across a frozen pond, they hit some thin ice
And un deux t**... quatre cinq