The Best 18 Demonstration Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demonstration jokes. There are some demonstration obey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demonstration protestor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Demonstration Jokes and Puns

Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration?

To beat the crowds.

Nobody would show up to a "White Lives Matter" demonstration.

They all have to work.

A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits...

He said, "Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."

Demonstration joke, A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits...

My little brother asked out of nowhere how gay men have sex

I told him to go ask our uncle, when I was his age he gave me a demonstration.

What's an evil gathering called?

A demonstration

There was a demonstration by homeless people in my town today.

They were demanding change.

I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ...

which this post is too short to contain

Demonstration joke, I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ...

I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake.

There wasn't a dry eye in the audience.

A teacher asked her class "What is sex?"

Johny got up and said:
"Sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
To increase *population*
For the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation*
Or so you need a *demonstration?*"
The teacher fainted then.

You really have to pay attention in Jihad class

You only get one instructor and one demonstration.

Did you hear about the really boring demonstration on unmanned aerial vehicles?

The guy droned for at least an hour.

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Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration?

She was stunning.

You fall asleep in lecture

and when you wake up you cannot remember what class you are in. A demonstration is happening at the front of the class. How do you figure out where you are?

If the demo moves its biology, if it stinks its chemistry, and if it doesn't work its physics.

If Catholics are in a demonstration...

... Are they Protestants?

An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...

One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"

My friend asked me if I wanted to go to a Vietnamese Soup-making Demonstration

I said, Pho Sho!

Demonstration joke, My friend asked me if I wanted to go to a Vietnamese Soup-making Demonstration

worst thing you could say in a sex-ed class?

"can we have a live demonstration?"

Why did the police attack the peaceful demonstration for Elijah McClain?

They were told to fight violins with violence.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the demonstration assembly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working demonstration exhibit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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