Following is our collection of funny Demons jokes. There are some demons exorcism jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.
Because there's no rust for the wicked
"Demons should take good care of their possessions and not leave them out after they're done playing with them."
He always says he's fighting off his demons.
After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent demon that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"
...Because they hate getting exorcised.
They both treat their demons with spirits!
They show possession.
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
A paladin goes in to a mechanic's shop, and says "Hey, you've got to help me. Normally, I'm a perfect, upstanding paladin. I help old ladies cross the street, I tithe, I slay evil demons. But when I get in my car, I only have the urge to cause property damage and run people over. What's going on?"
The mechanic responds almost immediately. "Oh, yeah. What you've got there is a problem with your alignment."
A two-eyed onion.
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Surprised, the boy's family gave the priest a strange look. He turned to the family, a bit confused himself, and said "I'm here to exercise the demons, right?"
He likes jinn in tunics.
It's the only way I know how to exorcise.
I said, babe, it's not about demons, its about gambling!
It's hard to find ones in the habitable zone, and when you do, they're usually overrun with demons.
Our thoughts
With the succu-bus
They were demanding change.
To help him when exercising Demons
Because they hate exorcising.
Because they sure succ-a-bus
Look for the one that's ember-assed.
Is a destroyer of demons and spirits.
The 2016 election.
Because they're soul food.
Blazers
Credit to my son for coming up with this joke.
Well, unless you count the times when they ask to see my manager
Cause someone already blessed the rains down there.
Because all you do is kill Demons.
So he could exercise his demons.
All you have to do is play one of the demons.
Because they hate exorcising.
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