Demonization Jokes
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Funniest Demonization Short Jokes
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- Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people. This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.
- I told my husband he should fight his demons Thats all I remember before being knocked out
- what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!
- What type of jackets do demons wear? Blazers
- "Social credit system , censorship of any info that does not fit their narrative , Demonization of people with wrong think " You know who I am talking about. Reddit
- What do you call it when two unspeakably awful demons compete to see which is the most evil? The 2016 election.
- When the devil goes out drinking, he makes all the demons wear robes. He likes jinn in tunics.
- In another context, "Doom" could have been one of the scariest horror games of all time. All you have to do is play one of the demons.
- God knows how many souls could have been saved .. If the demonic possession hasn't been so often misdiagnosed for brain damage ...
- My wife said she hates Diablo 3 because it's about demons I said, babe, it's not about demons, its about gambling!
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Demonization One Liners
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- Why do demons love apostrophes? They show possession.
- What do you call an accordionist who can play fast and furious? A speed demon.
- What gym equipment do demons never use? The exorcise bike.
Ba dum tiss. - How do you keep demons away? Exorcise regularly.
- How do demons get to the brothel? Via the succu-bus.
- An alcoholic therapist Is a destroyer of demons and spirits.
- What haunts more than ghosts and is scarier than demons? Our thoughts
- What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion.
- I think my uncle is an exorcist. He always says he's fighting off his demons.
- What do you call a demonic monkey? An Imp-anzee
- I saw a pillow fight I had to throw the demonic pillow away
- Why did satan open a gym? So he could exercise his demons.
- Technically DOOM is a Christian game... Because all you do is kill Demons.
- Demons are good people Well, unless you count the times when they ask to see my manager
- Why did the priest get a nutritionist degree? To help him when exercising Demons
Demonization Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about demonization you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make demonization pranks.
So to celebrate the Halloween season...
... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.
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A daughter is seemingly possessed by a d**......
Her mother frantically calls their priest, requesting an exorcism. She describes the details "She has been spinning about wildly, climbing on the walls, running on the ceiling.. moving about non-stop!" The priest replies "I don't know what you want me to do. Sounds like she's already exercising plenty!"
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My house was haunted...
... then I got a divorce.
d**... free since 2003.
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A man would come home very late and very drunk every night.
His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him.
When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a d**....
He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!"
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A pious woman was possessed by a d**...
She went to her priest, desperate to relieve herself of this burden. After a few silent rituals, she was rid of the d**.... As she was exiting though, the priest extended his hand, signifying he was due payment. The woman replied, "Oh, but father, I have no money!"
She was repossessed.
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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?
Because there's no rust for the wicked
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A word of advice on the subject of *d**... possession.*
"Demons should take good care of their possessions and not leave them out after they're done playing with them."
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The d**... inside of me is constantly clinging to me..
One would say it's very possessive...
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Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....
After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"
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When life gives you melons...
...make d**... ale.
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Maxwell's d**... walks into a bar
"In or out," says the bartender. "Just stop with the d**... door."
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How do you get rid of an obese d**...?
You exercise it.
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Possessed by a d**...? Need help?
A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!
Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
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What did the demonic j**... get charged with?
Two counts of possession
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Exorcism
Whats the difference between a normal exorcism and an Irish exorcism??
A normal exorcism you call the priest up to banish the d**... out of the child.
An Irish exorcism you call the d**... to banish the priest out of the child... :D
A priest entered the bedroom of a possessed boy with nothing but a treadmill and weights
Surprised, the boy's family gave the priest a strange look. He turned to the family, a bit confused himself, and said "I'm here to exercise the demons, right?"
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What do you call a d**... at the gym?
An exorcist.
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How do you exorcise a d**...?
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
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What do you call a japanese cow d**...?
*Bologna*
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I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood.
It's the only way I know how to exorcise.
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Why doesn't the fellowship of the japanese cow d**... have any followers?
They're asking everyone to believe in bull oni.
You can tell when an old classroom is under demonic possession...
by it's lack of pupils.
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What do you call a japanese spice d**...?
Pepper-oni.
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What do you call a Japanese Rice d**...?
Ricer-oni
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How are demons getting to work?
With the succu-bus
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What do you get when you breed a d**... and a fat cow?
Your mother-in-law
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Did you hear about the fat d**...?
He needed some exorsise-in'.
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A fiery d**..., clad in sleigh bells, entered the chamber.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled d**....
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
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I wonder if all female demons have a k**... for cars
Because they sure succ-a-bus
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How can you tell which d**... f**... in a crowd of demons?
Look for the one that's ember-assed.
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Last night I saw a d**... eating the bottom of my shoe.
When I asked him why he looked at me saying, "I am eating your sole"
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What do you call Matt Damon when he haunts a carpet store?
Mat d**...
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A d**... offers Jesus the world. No thanks, He says.
You can keep the L.
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Which d**... is the average YouTuber most afraid of?
Demonetization.
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My brother got possessed by a d**..., and since then he's become extremely pale and sickly.
The doctor said he just needed to go outside and get some exorcise.
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What happened to Satan's YouTube channel?
It got d**...-itized
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If a millennial asks you...
If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
Tell them that they're too young to remember the d**... uprising of the 1980s
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What should you do if there's a glutenous d**... within you?
Exercise.
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A true story...
Me: My art style is practical and realistic. Not at all weird!
Me: practicing drawing eyes
Me: screws up
Me: d**... eye ice-cream!
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A priest is conducting an exorcism, yelling, "The power of Christ compels you!"
The d**... sighs and says to him, "Sorry, I'm Jewish."
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What did the exorcist say when he saw the d**... possessed alcoholic
Holy Shot
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How does a d**... take business calls?
On his HellPhone
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A d**... took over my buddy's body, so I called the cops.
They charged him with possession.
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What do you call a handicapped Spanish d**...?
El Disablo
As the group of people finished their demonic chanting...
they stabbed an object, lying on the table, feeding it to someone.
♫ Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you ♫
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There's a double feature at the theatre tonight. The first film is about a s**... transmitted d**.... The second is about an evil clown.
It follows It Follows.
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Why did the priest beat the d**... at a bodybuilding competition?
Because the priest knew how to exorcise
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What do you do when your ogre gets possessed by an evil d**...?
Call a shrexorcist!
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What did the gay s**... d**... say to the straight guy?
I'll succubi.
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Why doesn't the Doomslayer have PTSD from all the d**... fighting?
You cannot get PTSD if you ARE the traumatic event
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If your relationship is an on and off relationship...
..it's just the d**...'s kid playing with the switches.
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I'm so out of shape there's no way I can out run a d**....
So I really need to start exorcising.
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How do demonic h**... find John's?
They get on the succubus.
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I threw holy water at the d**... and tried to banish it back to h**...
My wife was furious and told me not to treat her mother like that
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What do you get when You cross the ceo of Facebook and a d**... believed to have s**... with sleeping men?
Mark zuccubus
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How would you tell someone that you want a d**... for your birthday?
Asking for a fiend
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One time a d**... showed her daughter how to use a t**...
It was an excellent demonstruation
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Can you go to jail for this?
A d**... enters a woman's body. During this time it makes her do horrible things. She commits multiple crimes.
A priest is finally able to free her of this d**..., but legally she is still held accountable for all of her crimes.
She goes to prison and one of inmate says "I'm in for theft; what are you in for?"
She responds, "possession."
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Where does Satan shop for luxury items?
d**... Marcus.
I am so terribly sorry.
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Why did Satan build a gym in h**...?
To exercise the demons
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Where are you if a d**... is forcing you to drink pee all day?
u**... h**...
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Did you hear about the omelet that was possessed by a d**...?
They had to call an eggsorcist
