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He was charged with possession.
Her mother frantically calls their priest, requesting an exorcism. She describes the details "She has been spinning about wildly, climbing on the walls, running on the ceiling.. moving about non-stop!" The priest replies "I don't know what you want me to do. Sounds like she's already exercising plenty!"
Posession
... then I got a divorce.
Demon free since 2003.
His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him.
When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon.
He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!"
She went to her priest, desperate to relieve herself of this burden. After a few silent rituals, she was rid of the demon. As she was exiting though, the priest extended his hand, signifying he was due payment. The woman replied, "Oh, but father, I have no money!"
She was repossessed.
"Demons should take good care of their possessions and not leave them out after they're done playing with them."
You exercise it.
...Because they hate getting exorcised.
They show possession.
Two counts of possession
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Whats the difference between a normal exorcism and an Irish exorcism??
A normal exorcism you call the priest up to banish the demon out of the child.
An Irish exorcism you call the demon to banish the priest out of the child... :D
You exorcise him.
They're asking everyone to believe in bull oni.
Pepper-oni.
With the succu-bus
They were demanding change.
Gandalf immediately froze in fear. It was what he had feared since entering Moria.
With each horrific step, the bells jangled damnation.
That's the jingle bell, muttered Gandalf.
Step.
That's the jingle bell.
Step.
That's the jingle Balrog.
When I asked him why he looked at me saying, "I am eating your sole"
Mat Demon
Demonetization.
If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s
Exercise.
It follows It Follows.
Because the priest knew how to exorcise
Call a shrexorcist!
I'll succubi.
So I really need to start exorcising.
They get on the succubus.
My wife was furious and told me not to treat her mother like that
Mark zuccubus
Asking for a fiend
To prove it he had a glass of each. He dropped a worm into the water and it wiggled about. He dropped a worm into the whiskey.
Stone dead.
A person at the back jumped up shouting, "I'll have the whiskey Vicar! I've been having trouble with worms all my life
Because they hate exorcising.
It was an excellent demonstruation
A demon enters a woman's body. During this time it makes her do horrible things. She commits multiple crimes.
A priest is finally able to free her of this demon, but legally she is still held accountable for all of her crimes.
She goes to prison and one of inmate says "I'm in for theft; what are you in for?"
She responds, "possession."
Via the succu-bus.
Demon Marcus.
I am so terribly sorry.
urine hell
Exorcise regularly.
They had to call an eggsorcist
I think he is collecting Souls.
In PentaGrams....
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