The Best 11 Demolition Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demolition jokes. There are some demolition rival jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demolition eviction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Demolition Jokes and Puns

A demolition expert goes on stage during open mic night...

He proceeds to bring the house down.

Did you see the movie about the demolition team?

It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall.

Why are demolition experts and dominatrixes alike?

They both like wrecking balls

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I took my demolition working friend to a cheese tasting

He tried a bit of everything, and was amazed to how many different cheeses there are. His favorite cheese in the end was 'de brie'

The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night.

Heard they brought down the house with their act.


If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man...

...starring Sylvester Still-alone.

Who do musicians call when they need demolition work completed?

A wrecker company!

Demolition joke, Who do musicians call when they need demolition work completed?

Why are most demolitions experts happy?

They get the best blow jobs in town.

What's a demolition expert's favorite cheese?

Debris.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

My Greek neighbor has a building demolition business.

It's called "Edifice Wrecks".

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