Demolition Jokes

What are some Demolition jokes?

A demolition expert goes on stage during open mic night...

He proceeds to bring the house down.

Did you see the movie about the demolition team?

It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall.

I took my demolition working friend to a cheese tasting

He tried a bit of everything, and was amazed to how many different cheeses there are. His favorite cheese in the end was 'de brie'

If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man...

...starring Sylvester Still-alone.

The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night.

Heard they brought down the house with their act.

Who do musicians call when they need demolition work completed?

A wrecker company!

Why are most demolitions experts happy?

They get the best blow jobs in town.

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

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