Demolition Jokes
9 demolition jokes and hilarious demolition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about demolition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A demolition expert goes on stage during open mic night...
He proceeds to bring the house down.
Did you see the movie about the demolition team?
It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall.
I got a friend who is a demolition expert. One day, I made a bet with him, a dollar that he couldnt raze the whole neighbourhood
No matter who wins, its still four quarters gone
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Why are demolition experts and dominatrixes alike?
They both like wrecking b**...
I took my demolition working friend to a cheese tasting
He tried a bit of everything, and was amazed to how many different cheeses there are. His favorite cheese in the end was 'de brie'
So, a young man was in demolitions training from a multi-campaign veteran. During drills he responded:
Okay, Boomer
I went to a neurosurgeon who was once a demolitions expert
He blew my mind
The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night.
Heard they brought down the house with their act.
If my love life was a movie it would be Demolition Man...
...starring Sylvester Still-alone.
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