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Terrifying Story

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window. The startled passenger said "I didn't mean to frighten you, just wanted to ask you something." Taxi driver says "Not your fault Sir. It's my first day as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years".

A beautiful p**... attended a high profile function..

When it was time for introductions you could hear, I am Dr this and that, professor this or that, Barristers, engineers this and that.
When it was the turn of the p**..., she calmly said she is a Civil Engineer.
Another curious engineer in the room got interested and asked her for area of specialization.
The lady calmly responded "I demolish erections"

City council wanted to demolish the local clown museum.

They couldn't because it's a hysterical landmark.

They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop...

yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down.

So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house

Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.

How do we know when we have truly demolished gender roles?

When men breastfeed in public just as frequently as women.

How many airliners does it take to demolish a skyscraper?

2/3


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