The Best 5 Demolish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demolish jokes. There are some demolish destroy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demolish maximus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Demolish Jokes and Puns

A beautiful prostitute attended a high profile function..

When it was time for introductions you could hear, I am Dr this and that, professor this or that, Barristers, engineers this and that.
When it was the turn of the prostitute, she calmly said she is a Civil Engineer.
Another curious engineer in the room got interested and asked her for area of specialization.
The lady calmly responded "I demolish erections"

City council wanted to demolish the local clown museum.

They couldn't because it's a hysterical landmark.

They demolished my local Domino's Pizza shop...

yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down.

How do we know when we have truly demolished gender roles?

When men breastfeed in public just as frequently as women.

How many airliners does it take to demolish a skyscraper?

2/3


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the demolish strategic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working demolish nuke piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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