The Best 12 Demographic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demographic jokes. There are some demographic pollster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demographic majority puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Demographic Jokes and Puns

A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said "Free Candy" on the side.

I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet.

Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?

A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.

Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ...

... however they decided "iTouch Kids" was not a good name.

Demographic joke, Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ...

"Hot girl, likes horses" is a pretty broad demographic.

... I'll show myself out.

Why are there more and more tv shows and movies featuring people of weight?

These days, fat people are a huge demographic.


Dirty Catholic Priest jokes are getting old.

So we know one demographic who won't like them any more at least.

The Marijuana Legalization PAC recently released a report detailing the African American demographic in the Tea Party

It was an example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Demographic joke, The Marijuana Legalization PAC recently released a report detailing the African American demographic

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

A "demographic expert" unfollowed me on Twitter today..

..guess I wasn't for them.

Why do smart phones autocorrect smh as SMG (Submachine Gun)

The primary demographic is American students.

Your demographic has a low chance of getting cancer.

We're going to give you cancer so we can make the world more fair.

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Only two demographics in the world have mustaches.

Cops and gay cops.

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