Following is our collection of funny Democrats jokes. There are some democrats obama jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these democrats republican democrat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
None. They only *talk* about change.
Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical marijuana to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for his help running the country.
Stalin says "Round up and shoot all the democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."
"Why blue?" Putin asks.
"Ha!" says Stalin. "I knew you wouldn't ask me about the first part."
...and Bernie Sanders.
to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said "Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."
The Democrats must've left a bad taste in her mouth
(Shamefully stolen from facebook sorry if it's a repost)
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The democrats have their hands in their own pockets.
then who would be left?
They should allow guns at the Republican convention
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Undocumented Democrats
Republicans treat people like dogs
and
Democrats treat dogs like people
Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Liberal arts.
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020.
... Since they freed the slaves
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth
The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. I can't believe you're doing this. said his friend. For your entire life you're been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now? Because I'd rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.
...slavery was outlawed and the desegregation of public schools!
Then I saw the Democrats call Trump "Drumpf"
The other two are dead or imaginary.
That way, I don't have to worry about the baby afterwards.
A whine cellar.
Democrats: He's guilty
Trump: I'm guilty
Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this
Republicans don't want to play left field.
Democrats don't want to play right.
Nobody wants to play center.
The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.
Republicans don't think they are funny and Democrats don't think they are jokes.
If teachers don't have arms, how are they supposed to write on the board?
The only answer they got back was "Yes."
Two. One to explain that they are doing all they possibly can to fix the problem, and another to screw it into the faucet.
now they get them to pick Democrats.
One group wants to abolish ICE, the other wants to abolish ice.
You might even say they're Russian it.
Liberally.
They're all boring people for getting so involved in politics
The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
(Shoutout to south park for this joke, i had to share it)
The Republicans are the ones with the guns.
They don't. They pay an illegal immigrant well below minimum wage, lie that they did and then blame it on the Democrats.
The Republicans freed Blacks; but, the Democrats put one in office
...it's a touchy subject.
It didn't go over very well. Everyone said it was politically incorrect.
Trump agreed.
...but Mexicans refused.
Republicans said the temperature is -40° F
And democrats immediately said it was -40° C.
Trump that.
USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.
After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.
* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
Never heard of a hot piece of elephant.
He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "The Democrats kept beating us, so we figured it was time to play our Trump card."
They picked it up and a genie popped out.
"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.
The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!" POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.
The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"
The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"
The genie answered, "Yes!"
The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."
Epsteins island.
They care more about you hating the other person than they do about your well-being.
They ask God if he'd answer one question.
"Of course" God says.
They ask how the Democrats rigged the election in 2020.
"It wasn't rigged" God replies.
The Trump supporters look at each other and say, "This conspiracy goes higher than we thought!"
Democrats stole the electrons.
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