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Short democratic republican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The democratic republican humour may include short democrat republican jokes also.

  1. The problem with Trump jokes: Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
  2. A Republican Senator and a Democratic Senator are drowning and you can only save one. Do you... A: Have lunch.
    B: Browse reddit.
  3. Comey: He's guilty Democrats: He's guilty
    Trump: I'm guilty
    Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this
  4. How are republicans and democrats like divorced parents? They care more about you hating the other person than they do about your well-being.
  5. Elections If the Republicans win the midterms, I will leave the United States.
    If the Democrats win the midterms, I will leave the United States
    This is not about politics, I just want to travel.
  6. If A Democrat Wins, I'm Leaving, If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving.
    This has nothing to do with politics.
    I just really want to travel.
  7. What is the one thing that Democrats and Republicans can agree on? They should allow guns at the Republican convention
  8. Those "Run Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
  9. What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.
  10. Finally, a fact both Democrats and Republicans can agree on! "Anyone with half a brain knows Trump won."

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Democratic Republican One Liners

Which democratic republican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with democratic republican? I can suggest the ones about republican democratic and democratic party.

  1. I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves
  2. What do Republicans and Democrats have in common? Epsteins island.
  3. Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet.
  4. How can you be both right and wrong? Be a republican from a democrat's point of view.
  5. My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat
  6. How can you tell a republican from a democrat on voting day? *millennial sigh*
  7. Republicans think every day is july 4th Democrats think every day is april 15th
  8. There are no Republicans only Democrats in a deserted island..
  9. How do you turn a Republican into a Democrat? Simple! Lay them off!
  10. A Republican asked a democrat, "Who's side are you on ?". The democrat said : H3H3
  11. I s**... identify as half Democrat and half Republican I'm bipartisan

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Witty Democratic Republican Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about democratic republican you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean democratic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make democratic republican prank.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!

Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being.

"A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader." Harry S. Truman

The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: -
Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

I heard that Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year.

The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat . . .

A Republican sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws the man a 25 foot rope, and expects him to swim half way.
A Democrat sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws him a 100 foot rope. Then lets of of his end.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

So I've got some buddies...

They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical m**... to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.

This is a very old joke that I'm sure most people have heard.

One day George W. Bush was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy selling week old "Republican Puppies", delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling "Democratic Puppies". Disgruntled he asked why and the boy said,
"They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they've opened their eyes."

Vote!

Vote!
Vote early!
Vote your conscience!
Vote! Even if you've never voted before!
Vote! If your an Conservative, Vote!
Vote! If your an Democrat, Vote!
Vote! If your an Independent, Vote!
Vote! If your an Libertarian, Vote!
Vote! If your Republican, vote like you've never voted before!

Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.

A Republican, a Democrat, and a Socialist live in the same building. One day there is a fire, but only the Socialist dies. Why?

everyone else was at work.

The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take

to stop being considered s**.... The democrats said "Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."

Apparently Monica Lewinsky is voting Republican

The Democrats must've left a bad taste in her mouth
(Shamefully stolen from facebook sorry if it's a repost)

Death changes a man

My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat.

You know what's really great about being a Democrat in Texas on Super Tuesday?

No waiting in line. (An hour and a half wait if you were a Republican.)

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

The problem with politics today...

Republicans treat people like dogs
and
Democrats treat dogs like people

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their w**... make...

My life long Republican grandfather voted Democrat for the first time this election.

He died 2 years ago. We miss you Pappy.

I haven't seen Democrats this upset with a Republican since...

A Republican took the Democrats' slaves away

Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican?

The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth

Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results

The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away

My grandmother voted Republican until the day she died.

Ever since then, she's voted Democrat.

Democrats: "The rains are God crying about Trump's inauguration"....

Republicans: "The storms are why there was such low turnout."
Trump: "The showers remind me of when I was in Russia."

On His Deathbed

On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. I can't believe you're doing this. said his friend. For your entire life you're been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now? Because I'd rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.

If a conservative is a republican and a liberal is a democrat, what is a moderate?

s**...

I thought Republicans were the stupidest people in the world for calling Obama "Hussein"

Then I saw the Democrats call Trump "Drumpf"

I try to reassure everyone I meet, Republican or Democrat alike - the cost of replacing Trump is actually not that high.

It is only 1 Pence.

Before the shooting the worst problem at the congressional baseball game was...

Republicans don't want to play left field.
Democrats don't want to play right.
Nobody wants to play center.

A guy walks into a store

He sees three brains on display.
One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.
The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275.
The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk, Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two? Clerk replies, Well, sir, that brain has never been used.

Kid Rock announced he won't be running for the Republican Michigan Senate nomination .

This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.

You cannot tell Donald Trump jokes anymore

Republicans don't think they are funny and Democrats don't think they are jokes.

A gay Republican impregnants a Lesbian Democrat at a crazy house party. They decide to share custody of the child.

It was a bi-party-son agreement.

I wonder if users deleting facebook are democrat or republican?

Why wonder when I can just pay facebook to find out!

A blind answer poll was made to dads everywhere, whether they liked Republicans or Democrats.

The only answer they got back was "Yes."

What's the difference between democrats and republicans in America?

One group wants to abolish ICE, the other wants to abolish ice.

Democrats are quick to say their side is right but Republicans are even quicker.

You might even say they're Russian it.

Now that the democrats banned straws...

Republicans can no longer use strawman tactics. That's actually really clever.

What do conservatives, republicans, liberals, and democrats all have in common?

They're all boring people for getting so involved in politics

Monica Lewinsky is now a registered Republican

It seems the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

Did you hear Monica Lewinsky is republican now?

The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
(Shoutout to south park for this joke, i had to share it)

Why didn't the republican promise the homeless person food?

He knew the democrat would promise food, so then the homeless person would die of starvation

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Republicans don't change light bulbs. They hide the ladders, blame the Democrats for the dark, and send their condol

The only reason the Democrats haven't risen up and overthrown the government

The Republicans are the ones with the guns.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't. They pay an i**... immigrant well below minimum wage, lie that they did and then blame it on the Democrats.

Whenever people ask me why I'm an Independent Voter I always tell them

The Republicans freed b**...; but, the Democrats put one in office

Whenever people would ask me why I'm an Independent Voter, I would always tell them

The Republicans freed the b**...; but, the Democrats were the ones who put one in office

Bad Dad Joke:

Q: Did hear about the meeting the Democrats had with the Republicans about m**... legalization?
A: They assembled a joint commission

What's the biggest problem with Trump jokes?

The biggest problem is that Republicans don't find them funny and Democrats don't find them as jokes.

It's sad how Democrats and Republicans can never agree on anything.

They can't even choose which type of ice they will remove.

A Democrat, a Republican and a guy with hemmerhoids walk into a bar...

They're all butthurt.

Republicans and Democrats never agree on anything

Republicans said the temperature is -40° F
And democrats immediately said it was -40° C.

OVERHEARD: "My father was a Republican until the day he died..

Then he became a Democrat."

A Republican says this is like arguing with a Democrat.

^To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead".
Thomas Paine

A Republican walks up to a Democratic with a face mask and say, do you know what I say to sheep like you?...

Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.

Why are Democrats considered more attractive than Republicans?

Never heard of a hot piece of elephant.

So yesterday I was talking with Bill, my politician friend. Since he's a Republican, I thought I'd go ahead and ask him how Trump managed to become the face of the Republican Party.

He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "The Democrats kept beating us, so we figured it was time to play our Trump card."

A man gets sick and, fearing he might have Covid, goes to get tested

When the results of his test come back he gets called in and the person asks him, first, are you a Democrat or Republican?
The man says, what? What does that have to do with anything?
Well, if you're a Democrat you've got Covid. But if you're a Republican it's just a hoax.

A Democrat and a Republican were walking along the beach when they spotted a bottle.

They picked it up and a genie popped out.
"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.
The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!" p**...! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.
The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"
The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"
The genie answered, "Yes!"
The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."

Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...

... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.

A Republican and a Democrat found a magic lamp

The genie said "I will grant one wish per person". The Republican immediately jumped forward and said "I wish all Republicans and conservatives had their own planet, separate from all these libs." The genie nodded and the Republican vanished. The Democrat then asked "Are they all on their own planet?" "Yes" said the genie. "Are you sure? All of them?" The genie said "Yes" one more time. Then the Democrat said "I guess I'll just have a glass of water then."

You know what s**... the most about being a democrat in a republican household?

If you try to address the Elephants in the room, you end up making an a**... of yourself

An old Republican is on his death bed

\- I have a confession to make! I declare myself a Democrat now!
\- But... but... why? You hate democrats! You spent all your life fighting with them!
\- Because now one of them will die!

Democrats are sexier than Republicans

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Is it true that Democrats are generally considered to be more attractive than Republicans?" he asks the bartender. "Well, have you every heard of a hot piece of elephant?" the bartender responds.

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