Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.
That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.
A democratic senator from Kentucky.
One day George W. Bush was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy selling week old "Republican Puppies", delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling "Democratic Puppies". Disgruntled he asked why and the boy said,
"They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they've opened their eyes."
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
but Hillary Clinton didn't refer to the size of her penis.
Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
to buy a bra for his wife. While he proudly announced to the Salesgirl that he is an Economist, he also confessed that only thing he knows about bra is 'how to unhook', and he really needed some expert help in making the purchase.
The smart Salesgirl asked, "Sir, you want a capitalistic, socialistic or democratic bra?"
Of course, our Economist was intrigued and he asked, "What are they?"
Salesgirl : "Sir, capitalistic suppresses the masses, socialistic uplifts the downtrodden and democratic makes mountains out of molehills."
This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.
No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Because everyone is left leaning.
In one your vote counts, in the other, your count votes.
the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%.
No brains
Democratic. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Concerned for its citizens, they want to send over a few election monitors to ensure a fair democratic election occurs without fraud.
Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India. In Usa U Can Kiss In A Public Place But Can't Susu. In India U Can Susu In Public Place But Cant Kiss.
Appointed Hat.
A party official visits the farmer in his simple living quarters and proclaims
"Comrade, for your hard work and absolute dedication to the great leader and the Democratic People's Republic, we would like to reward you with a car"
The humble farmer nods silently to show his appreciation, the party official continues;
"As you know, North Korean industry is the the most powerful and efficient in the world, and as such we will have your car delivered to you in exactly 8 years"
The humble farmer then signals to the official to wait, and he crosses the room to check his calendar. After flipping through for some time he finally says;
"Morning or afternoon?"
The party official is rather offended, and remarks "comrade, you are being given a car! And that privilege aside, delivery is 8 years away, what does it matter if its morning or afternoon?"
To which the farmer responds "Well, the plumber is coming in the morning..."
A decepti-con.
The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: -
Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
This Christmas,
Donald Trump's hair becomes sentient and nukes canada.
Only one Democratic Socialist can prevent a total World War.
Bernie Sanders stars...
in
HELL TOUPÉE
America is Democratic.
A: Because our laws protect us against cruel and unusual punishment.
Soy sauce
it kept getting down votes.
They are afraid of letting their erection last more than four hours.
They both love an erection
The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.
It was a Barry Sanders-clause
He hosted a Democratic Party.
... SpaceX decided to demonstrate that they too are feeling the bern.
They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination.
Fuck.
Half-Caff-Extra-Whip-Soy-Latte Party
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