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Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.
That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.
A democratic senator from Kentucky.
One day George W. Bush was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy selling week old "Republican Puppies", delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling "Democratic Puppies". Disgruntled he asked why and the boy said,
"They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they've opened their eyes."
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.
Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.
It elevates the small ones, it supports the big ones and it keeps the masses together.
Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.
No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Because everyone is left leaning.
Seems like he's Biden his time
In one your vote counts, in the other, your count votes.
Two, one to... just kidding you can't run a democratic nation on two parties.
the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%.
No brains
Democratic. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
But it's my vote, so I'll Buttigieg of that.
Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India. In Usa U Can Kiss In A Public Place But Can't Susu. In India U Can Susu In Public Place But Cant Kiss.
Concerned for its citizens, they want to send over a few election monitors to ensure a fair democratic election occurs without fraud.
A decepti-con.
Appointed Hat.
America is Democratic.
... SpaceX decided to demonstrate that they too are feeling the bern.
They are afraid of letting their erection last more than four hours.
The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.
It was a Barry Sanders-clause
They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination.
Half-Caff-Extra-Whip-Soy-Latte Party
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!
The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
I'm the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: -
Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
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