Democratic Jokes

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The Best Democratic Puns

Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:

Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.

Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.

Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"

The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.

I Hear that Russia is so mad about the US airstrike in syria

That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.

You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler)

A democratic senator from Kentucky.

This is a very old joke that I'm sure most people have heard.

One day George W. Bush was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy selling week old "Republican Puppies", delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling "Democratic Puppies". Disgruntled he asked why and the boy said,
"They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they've opened their eyes."

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

A Republican walks up to a Democratic with a face mask and say, do you know what I say to sheep like you?...

Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.

Bernie Sanders joins list of 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

The bra is the most democratic piece of clothing

It elevates the small ones, it supports the big ones and it keeps the masses together.

I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.

Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.

Kid Rock announced he won't be running for the Republican Michigan Senate nomination .

This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.

Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea?

No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Why are there no chairs in the Democratic National Headquarters?

Because everyone is left leaning.

We haven't heard from the Democratic nominee in a while

Seems like he's Biden his time

What's the difference between a democratic system and a feudal system?

In one your vote counts, in the other, your count votes.

How many parties does it take to run a democratic nation?

Two, one to... just kidding you can't run a democratic nation on two parties.

Did you hear? If the democratic candidate wins the white house...

the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

The Democratic National Committee

Democratic. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I like this new Democratic candidate, Pete Buttigieg. Some people think he's not experienced enough...

But it's my vote, so I'll Buttigieg of that.

Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India

Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India. In Usa U Can Kiss In A Public Place But Can't Susu. In India U Can Susu In Public Place But Cant Kiss.

I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won the Democratic debate last night.

Iran has finally reached out to America politically

Concerned for its citizens, they want to send over a few election monitors to ensure a fair democratic election occurs without fraud.

What do you call a conservative acting as a mole in the Democratic party?

A decepti-con.

What does a democratic magician wear?

Appointed Hat.

"By 2040, 70% of Americans will live in 15 states, which means that 30% of Americans will elect 70 of the 100 senators."

America is Democratic.

In honor of the Democratic presidential candidate debate last night ...

... SpaceX decided to demonstrate that they too are feeling the bern.

Why is the democratic process so efficient in Asian countries?

They are afraid of letting their erection last more than four hours.

No democratic debate on Christmas Day

The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.

It was a Barry Sanders-clause

What do Trump and Sanders have in common?

They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination.

A Tea party like revolution is coming to the Democratic party after the election. What should it be named ?

Half-Caff-Extra-Whip-Soy-Latte Party

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ...

Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!

"A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader." Harry S. Truman

The Boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that read:

I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: -

Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

The Democratic National Committee PR released there strategy for reclaiming the WH today.

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