Democratic Jokes

• Short Democratic Jokes
• Democratic One Liners
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• Democratic Party Jokes
• Democratic Candidate Jokes
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Funniest Democratic Short Jokes

Short democratic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The democratic humour may include short democracy jokes also.

1. How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They only *talk* about change.
2. The problem with Trump jokes: Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
3. A Republican Senator and a Democratic Senator are drowning and you can only save one. Do you... A: Have lunch.
   B: Browse reddit.
4. Comey: He's guilty Democrats: He's guilty
   Trump: I'm guilty
   Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this
5. How are republicans and democrats like divorced parents? They care more about you hating the other person than they do about your well-being.
6. I Hear that Russia is so mad about the US airstrike in syria That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.
7. You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky.
8. Elections If the Republicans win the midterms, I will leave the United States.
   If the Democrats win the midterms, I will leave the United States
   This is not about politics, I just want to travel.
9. If A Democrat Wins, I'm Leaving, If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving.
   This has nothing to do with politics.
   I just really want to travel.
10. What is the one thing that Democrats and Republicans can agree on? They should allow guns at the Republican convention

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Democratic One Liners

Which democratic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with democratic? I can suggest the ones about democrat republican and democrats republicans.

1. I only sleep with democrats. That way, I don't have to worry about the baby afterwards.
2. What do you call a bunch of Democrats in a basement? A whine cellar.
3. If there weren't any democrats... then who would be left?
4. Why does texas have no power? Democrats stole the electrons.
5. I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves
6. Why are Democrat robots so bad at dancing? They were built with bad Al-Gore-rhythms.
7. What do Republicans and Democrats have in common? Epsteins island.
8. We haven't heard from the Democratic nominee in a while Seems like he's Biden his time
9. How do Democrats apply their sunscreen? Liberally.
10. Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets.
11. Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall.
12. Why is the Democrat nominee for President so old? cos he's been biden his time.
13. What do you call a college democrat with a gun? Triggered.
14. What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains
15. Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Democratic Republican Jokes

Here is a list of funny democratic republican jokes and even better democratic republican puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Those "Run Hillary, Run!" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
• What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.
• Finally, a fact both Democrats and Republicans can agree on! "Anyone with half a brain knows Trump won."
• I heard that Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year. The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.
• A Republican walks up to a Democratic with a face mask and say, do you know what I say to sheep like you?... Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.
• What do condoms and taxes have in common? Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
• A Democrat, a Republican and a guy with hemmerhoids walk into a bar... They're all butthurt.
• I try to reassure everyone I meet, Republican or Democrat alike - the cost of replacing Trump is actually not that high. It is only 1 Pence.
• Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
• Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.

Republican Democratic Jokes

Here is a list of funny republican democratic jokes and even better republican democratic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My grandmother voted Republican until the day she died. Ever since then, she's voted Democrat.
• What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
• Kid Rock announced he won't be running for the Republican Michigan Senate nomination . This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.
• Republicans and Democrats never agree on anything Republicans said the temperature is -40° F
  And democrats immediately said it was -40° C.
• A gay Republican impregnants a Lesbian Democrat at a crazy house party. They decide to share custody of the child. It was a bi-party-son agreement.
• Did you hear Monica Lewinsky became a republican? The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth
• A blind answer poll was made to dads everywhere, whether they liked Republicans or Democrats. The only answer they got back was "Yes."
• The problem with politics today... Republicans treat people like dogs
  and
  Democrats treat dogs like people
• Why are Democrats considered more attractive than Republicans? Never heard of a hot piece of elephant.
• I thought Republicans were the stupidest people in the world for calling Obama "Hussein" Then I saw the Democrats call Trump "Drumpf"

Democratic Party Jokes

Here is a list of funny democratic party jokes and even better democratic party puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How many parties does it take to run a democratic nation? Two, one to... just kidding you can't run a democratic nation on two parties.
• Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama? It's called the union worker
  You'll over pay
  It never works
  And you can't fire it
• What do you call a conservative acting as a mole in the Democratic party? A decepti-con.
• A Tea party like revolution is coming to the Democratic party after the election. What should it be named ? Half-Caff-Extra-Whip-Soy-Latte Party
• Why did Frankenstein vote Democrat? Because he had a screw loose.
  *(Feel free to change to whichever party you oppose.)*
• Democratic Party mayors be like... I learned how to be a mayor by watching HBO's The Wire.
• My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat.
• How did Obama celebrate his reelection? He hosted a Democratic Party.
• Hilary Clinton is too rich to be a democrat. Maybe she should form a party called "hypocrat."
• Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant

Democratic Candidate Jokes

Here is a list of funny democratic candidate jokes and even better democratic candidate puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bernie Sanders joins list of 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates. Err sorry, typo. That should be:
  Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.
• Did you hear? If the democratic candidate wins the white house... the president will be taking a pay cut. It works out to be about 22%.
• I like this new Democratic candidate, Pete Buttigieg. Some people think he's not experienced enough... But it's my vote, so I'll Buttigieg of that.
• In honor of the Democratic presidential candidate debate last night ... ... SpaceX decided to demonstrate that they too are feeling the bern.

Amusing & Witty Democratic Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

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