Following is our collection of funny Democrat Republican jokes. There are some democrat republican democrats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these democrat republican election cycle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Republicans don't think they're funny, and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
Democrats: He's guilty
Trump: I'm guilty
Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this
They care more about you hating the other person than they do about your well-being.
They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical marijuana to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.
If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving.
This has nothing to do with politics.
I just really want to travel.
One day George W. Bush was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy selling week old "Republican Puppies", delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling "Democratic Puppies". Disgruntled he asked why and the boy said,
"They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they've opened their eyes."
They should allow guns at the Republican convention
Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!
I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.
If you try to address the Elephants in the room, you end up making an ass of yourself
On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. I can't believe you're doing this. said his friend. For your entire life you're been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now? Because I'd rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.
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The Democrats left her with a bad taste in her mouth.
Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
They're all butthurt.
The genie said "I will grant one wish per person". The Republican immediately jumped forward and said "I wish all Republicans and conservatives had their own planet, separate from all these libs." The genie nodded and the Republican vanished. The Democrat then asked "Are they all on their own planet?" "Yes" said the genie. "Are you sure? All of them?" The genie said "Yes" one more time. Then the Democrat said "I guess I'll just have a glass of water then."
A Republican sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws the man a 25 foot rope, and expects him to swim half way.
A Democrat sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws him a 100 foot rope. Then lets of of his end.
When the results of his test come back he gets called in and the person asks him, first, are you a Democrat or Republican?
The man says, what? What does that have to do with anything?
Well, if you're a Democrat you've got Covid. But if you're a Republican it's just a hoax.
It is only 1 Pence.
The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
Ever since then, she's voted Democrat.
... Since they freed the slaves
This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Republicans said the temperature is -40° F
And democrats immediately said it was -40° C.
He sees three brains on display.
One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.
The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275.
The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk, Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two? Clerk replies, Well, sir, that brain has never been used.
It was a bi-party-son agreement.
The democrats just left a bad taste in her mouth
The only answer they got back was "Yes."
Epsteins island.
Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.
Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.
Republicans treat people like dogs
and
Democrats treat dogs like people
Never heard of a hot piece of elephant.
I'm bipartisan
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