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None. They only *talk* about change.
A: He couldn't recall.
I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.
A Republican sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws the man a 25 foot rope, and expects him to swim half way.
A Democrat sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws him a 100 foot rope. Then lets of of his end.
Vote!
Vote early!
Vote your conscience!
Vote! Even if you've never voted before!
Vote! If your an Conservative, Vote!
Vote! If your an Democrat, Vote!
Vote! If your an Independent, Vote!
Vote! If your an Libertarian, Vote!
Vote! If your Republican, vote like you've never voted before!
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
everyone else was at work.
;)
It's called the union worker
You'll over pay
It never works
And you can't fire it
Democratic. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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I saw a democrat with his hand in his own pocket.
If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving.
This has nothing to do with politics.
I just really want to travel.
then who would be left?
How much damage can their Weiner make...
He died 2 years ago. We miss you Pappy.
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They gave them participation awards
... Since they freed the slaves
and her campaign really blue over.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
Appointed Hat.
Ever since then, she's voted Democrat.
Triggered.
After he died he voted Democrat
On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. I can't believe you're doing this. said his friend. For your entire life you're been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now? Because I'd rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.
It is only 1 Pence.
But now that he is dead, he can vote democrat twice.
The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.
And if you're from Massachusetts, you're a Democrat.
He sees three brains on display.
One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.
The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275.
The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk, Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two? Clerk replies, Well, sir, that brain has never been used.
If the lead goes into the 12-14 range, Roy Moore might want to date it.
I'm bipartisan
It was a bi-party-son agreement.
Two. One to explain that they are doing all they possibly can to fix the problem, and another to screw it into the faucet.
Liberally.
....she said to her friend, "I'd like to vote for Hillary, but the last Clinton left a very foul taste in my mouth."
They're both very intolerant.
...it's a touchy subject.
They're all butthurt.
Trump agreed.
...but Mexicans refused.
Trump that.
But it's my vote, so I'll Buttigieg of that.
He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"
Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".
The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."
The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
Then he became a Democrat."
cos he's been biden his time.
Never heard of a hot piece of elephant.
Finally, a Democrat that Trump voters can relate to.
So if you're Blue and you don't know what to search for why don't you look were Fascists sits... Putin on the Ritz
When the results of his test come back he gets called in and the person asks him, first, are you a Democrat or Republican?
The man says, what? What does that have to do with anything?
Well, if you're a Democrat you've got Covid. But if you're a Republican it's just a hoax.
They picked it up and a genie popped out.
"I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie.
The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!" POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela.
The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?"
The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?"
The genie answered, "Yes!"
The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."
... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.
He's desperate to prove that anything a Democrat can do, he can do better and in half the time.
The genie said "I will grant one wish per person". The Republican immediately jumped forward and said "I wish all Republicans and conservatives had their own planet, separate from all these libs." The genie nodded and the Republican vanished. The Democrat then asked "Are they all on their own planet?" "Yes" said the genie. "Are you sure? All of them?" The genie said "Yes" one more time. Then the Democrat said "I guess I'll just have a glass of water then."
They were built with bad Al-Gore-rhythms.
If you try to address the Elephants in the room, you end up making an ass of yourself
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