Following is our collection of gop puns and senate one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Democrat jokes for adults, dirty voter jokes and clean proud to be a democrat dad gags for kids.
None. They only *talk* about change.
If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving.
This has nothing to do with politics.
I just really want to travel.
I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.
On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. I can't believe you're doing this. said his friend. For your entire life you're been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now? Because I'd rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.
then who would be left?
They're all butthurt.
I saw a democrat with his hand in his own pocket.
It is only 1 Pence.
A Republican sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws the man a 25 foot rope, and expects him to swim half way.
A Democrat sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws him a 100 foot rope. Then lets of of his end.
The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
When the results of his test come back he gets called in and the person asks him, first, are you a Democrat or Republican?
The man says, what? What does that have to do with anything?
Well, if you're a Democrat you've got Covid. But if you're a Republican it's just a hoax.
Ever since then, she's voted Democrat.
But now that he is dead, he can vote democrat twice.
... Since they freed the slaves
It was a bi-party-son agreement.
So if you're Blue and you don't know what to search for why don't you look were Fascists sits... Putin on the Ritz
Trump agreed.
...but Mexicans refused.
....she said to her friend, "I'd like to vote for Hillary, but the last Clinton left a very foul taste in my mouth."
He sees three brains on display.
One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.
The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275.
The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk, Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two? Clerk replies, Well, sir, that brain has never been used.
He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"
Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".
The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."
The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
And if you're from Massachusetts, you're a Democrat.
The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.
Two. One to explain that they are doing all they possibly can to fix the problem, and another to screw it into the faucet.
I'm bipartisan
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Never heard of a hot piece of elephant.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
A: He couldn't recall.
Then he became a Democrat."
Liberally.
cos he's been biden his time.
Triggered.
If the lead goes into the 12-14 range, Roy Moore might want to date it.
But it's my vote, so I'll Buttigieg of that.
Democratic. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
He died 2 years ago. We miss you Pappy.
After he died he voted Democrat
and her campaign really blue over.
They gave them participation awards
A Demokraut!
...it's a touchy subject.
My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat.
It's called the union worker
You'll over pay
It never works
And you can't fire it
Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India. In Usa U Can Kiss In A Public Place But Can't Susu. In India U Can Susu In Public Place But Cant Kiss.
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They can use Flint and Tinder
Appointed Hat.
Trump that.
None.
*They just talk about it instead of doing anything.*
Republicans: "The storms are why there was such low turnout."
Trump: "The showers remind me of when I was in Russia."
No waiting in line. (An hour and a half wait if you were a Republican.)
everyone else was at work.
Finally, a Democrat that Trump voters can relate to.
You might even say they're Russian it.
There is an abundance of supporter jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 56 funniest jokes and democrat puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any democratic national convention witze you can hear about democrat.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.