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None. They only *talk* about change.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
I bet you were expecting more.
If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving.
This has nothing to do with politics.
I just really want to travel.
My friend shouts "Wow! I've never seen anything like this. Isn't this amazing?!"
I replied "Nah, I've seen Stranger Things."
They show possession.
Posession
...Because they hate getting exorcised.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
It'd be Seoul destroying
They were demanding change.
then who would be left?
They're all butthurt.
I mean, I was voted "most likely to succeed" at High School.
Because they hate exorcising.
The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
He proceeds to bring the house down.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner: pizza or tacos .
They picked pizza.
So I made steamed broccoli because that's what we get after we are done voting.
(Blatant copy from another joke)
... Since they freed the slaves
So if you're Blue and you don't know what to search for why don't you look were Fascists sits... Putin on the Ritz
Trump agreed.
...but Mexicans refused.
He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"
Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".
The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."
The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
It is the greatest that money can buy.
They both like wrecking balls
Asking for a fiend
Two. One to explain that they are doing all they possibly can to fix the problem, and another to screw it into the faucet.
He tried a bit of everything, and was amazed to how many different cheeses there are. His favorite cheese in the end was 'de brie'
The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.
yesterday, and then all the other shops on the street fell down.
and when you wake up you cannot remember what class you are in. A demonstration is happening at the front of the class. How do you figure out where you are?
If the demo moves its biology, if it stinks its chemistry, and if it doesn't work its physics.
Never heard of a hot piece of elephant.
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Two counts of possession
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
cos he's been biden his time.
Liberally.
Heard they brought down the house with their act.
Demonetization.
They get on the succubus.
But it's my vote, so I'll Buttigieg of that.
With the succu-bus
When men breastfeed in public just as frequently as women.
Democratic. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
They get the best blow jobs in town.
Wolves can eat sheep, sheep can eat wolves.
Debris.
None.
*They just talk about it instead of doing anything.*
Trump that.
...it's a touchy subject.
You might even say they're Russian it.
They can use Flint and Tinder
Look for the one that's ember-assed.
Republicans: "The storms are why there was such low turnout."
Trump: "The showers remind me of when I was in Russia."
Appointed Hat.
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
Democratic Difrence Between Usa & India. In Usa U Can Kiss In A Public Place But Can't Susu. In India U Can Susu In Public Place But Cant Kiss.
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