The Best 2 Demise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demise jokes. There are some demise die jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demise asphyxiation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Demise Jokes and Puns

Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise

Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!

Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?

Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!

Henchman: How does that work?

Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.

My ex, Denise used to write me angry letters.

She was literally one letter away from becoming my Demise.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the demise extinction puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working demise departure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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