Demise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demise jokes. There are some demise die jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demise asphyxiation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Fun Demise Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

Standing in a graveyard, Lex Luthor and his subordinate are planning Superman's demise

Lex: This is the night I bury Superman!

Henchman: You've finally figured out his weakness?

Lex: Yes, this evening, I'll lure him into this tomb and he'll be incapacitated!

Henchman: How does that work?

Lex: It's his crypt-tonight.

My ex, Denise used to write me angry letters.

She was literally one letter away from becoming my Demise.

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