The Best 27 Demi Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demi celine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Only Pools And Corpses

A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Demi joke, What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

Demi Lovato's parents were mad at her during the school year...

But now they're cool for the summer

What's the name of St Thomas More's daughter?

Demi Moore

What is Demi Lovato's half-sister's name?

Semi Lovato :p

*I'll show myself out*

I didn't know there was a concert at the hospital today

Demi Lovato gave everyone inside a heart attack

Demi joke, I didn't know there was a concert at the hospital today

I bet Demi Lovato...

Can open a Capri Sun on the first try

Demi Lovato is Out...

Stone Cold

After everything she's been through and survived, one word comes to mind when I think of Demi Lovato.


Why wont Demi Lovato play soccer?

She cant seem to kick anything

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Why did Demi Lovato hold Wonder Woman captive?

Because she was a heroine addict

I keep keep seeing all these pictures from Demi Lovato's overdose

And here I thought it was just a before makeup picture

Why does Demi Lovato love soccer?

She's great at scoring

God, this summer has been...

hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato's house.

What's Demi Lovato's favorite band?

The one she uses to tie-off.

Demi joke, What's Demi Lovato's favorite band?

I tried playing my Demi Lovato record today

But the needle kept getting stuck

Name a northern California town where half the population is strung out on illegal drugs?

Demi Novato.

Demi Lovato just moved house recently...

... she lives right overdose hills

Can people stop the Demi Lovato jokes please

It's not funny a dealer lost his best customer

What did Demi Lovato's counsellor tell her in rehab?

If you take that, I think you'll have a heart attack.

Why did Demi Lovato overdose on oxycodone?

She wanted to give her heart a break.

My gender studies professor asked us "who is your favorite heroine?"

Looking back, I can understand why she kicked me out for saying Demi Lavato

What was Demi Lovatos Last Big Hit?


Why does Demi Lovato's driveway have a light house beside it?

The end part of her drive home is usually pretty foggy

What is the worst food to eat with Demi Lovato?

Soup because it is really hard to eat without a spoon

Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today

Congratulations Themi Lovato!

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