Demi Jokes

Funniest Demi Short Jokes

Short demi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The demi humour may include short shes jokes also.

1. Why does Demi Lovato's driveway have a light house beside it? The end part of her drive home is usually pretty foggy
2. What did Demi Lovato's counsellor tell her in rehab? If you take that, I think you'll have a heart attack.
3. What is the worst food to eat with Demi Lovato? Soup because it is really hard to eat without a spoon
4. I keep keep seeing all these pictures from Demi Lovato's overdose And here I thought it was just a before makeup picture
5. After everything she's been through and survived, one word comes to mind when I think of Demi Lovato. Heroine.
6. Can people stop the Demi Lovato jokes please It's not funny a dealer lost his best customer
7. I didn't know there was a concert at the hospital today Demi Lovato gave everyone inside a heart attack
8. Demi Lovato's parents were mad at her during the school year... But now they're cool for the summer
9. My gender studies professor asked us "who is your favorite heroine?" Looking back, I can understand why she kicked me out for saying Demi Lavato
10. Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore.

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Demi One Liners

Which demi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with demi? I can suggest the ones about quart and split.

1. I tried playing my Demi Lovato record today But the needle kept getting stuck
2. Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today Congratulations Themi Lovato!
3. Why wont Demi Lovato play soccer? She cant seem to kick anything
4. What's Demi Lovato's favorite band? The one she uses to tie-off.
5. God, this summer has been... hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato's house.
6. Why did Demi Lovato hold Wonder Woman captive? Because she was a heroine addict
7. Demi Lovato just moved house recently... ... she lives right overdose hills
8. I bet Demi Lovato... Can open a Capri Sun on the first try
9. What is Demi Lovato's half-sister's name? Semi Lovato :p
   *I'll show myself out*
10. What was Demi Lovatos Last Big Hit? Heroine
11. Why did Demi Lovato overdose on oxycodone? She wanted to give her heart a break.
12. Why does Demi Lovato love soccer? She's great at scoring
13. Demi Lovato is Out... Stone Cold
14. What's the name of St Thomas More's daughter? Demi Moore
15. What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi

Demi Lovato Jokes

Here is a list of funny demi lovato jokes and even better demi lovato puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's Demi Lovato favourite hobby? Train spotting
• No matter what anyone says about Demi Lovato, I still love her... She'll always be a heroine to me
• Whats the difference between Demi Lovato and Expedia? With Expedia you come home after your trip.
• If Demi Lovato wants to survive She needs to get overdose drug addictions
• You know what Demi Lovato's favorite type of guy is? Needle d**...
• I wish I could fit as much talent into a song as... Demi Lovato can fit h**... into her arm.
• Whats the difference between Demi Lovato and a h**...? h**... can wash their crack and use it again
• What's the last thing Demi Lovato did? h**....

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