The Best 10 Demetri Martin Some Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Demetri Martin Some Jokes and Puns

Apparently "I'm sorry" and "My bad" are same thing

unless you're at a funeral

[Demetri martin]

Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged.

I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters.

(H/T Demetri Martin)

I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself...

Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin.

What did the sign for the strip club say during the day?

Sorry, we're clothed

Taken from Demetri Martin

A guy waved at me and ran over the other day...

He said "oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"

I said, "I am"

-Demetri Martin

My friend asked me to put him into one of my jokes

i said "Sure how about this one?"

[credit to Demetri Martin]

[demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver

if he's persuasive.

"Go left."

-"Dude those are trees."

"trust me."

If I had a bookstore

I'd make the mystery section really hard to find

(Credits: Demetri Martin)

My friend is a big fan of similes. He's like...

...annoying.

Credit to Demetri Martin.

New Year's Resolution

1024 x 768

-- Demetri Martin

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