The Best 10 Demetri Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demetri jokes. There are some demetri amputee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demetri demetri martin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Demetri Jokes and Puns

Apparently "I'm sorry" and "My bad" are same thing

unless you're at a funeral

[Demetri martin]

Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged.

I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters.

(H/T Demetri Martin)

I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself...

Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin.

Demetri joke, I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself...

What did the sign for the strip club say during the day?

Sorry, we're clothed

Taken from Demetri Martin

A guy waved at me and ran over the other day...

He said "oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"

I said, "I am"

-Demetri Martin


My friend asked me to put him into one of my jokes

i said "Sure how about this one?"

[credit to Demetri Martin]

[demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver

if he's persuasive.

"Go left."

-"Dude those are trees."

"trust me."

Demetri joke, [demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat

My friend is a big fan of similes. He's like...

...annoying.

Credit to Demetri Martin.

If I had a bookstore

I'd make the mystery section really hard to find

(Credits: Demetri Martin)

New Year's Resolution

1024 x 768

-- Demetri Martin

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the demetri watch jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working demetri person piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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