Demetri Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demetri jokes. Read demetri amputee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demetri demetri martin some puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly Demetri Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

Apparently "I'm sorry" and "My bad" are same thing

unless you're at a f**...

[Demetri martin]

Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged.

I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters.

(H/T Demetri Martin)

I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself...

Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin.

What did the sign for the s**... club say during the day?

Sorry, we're clothed

Taken from Demetri Martin

A guy waved at me and ran over the other day...

He said "oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"

I said, "I am"

-Demetri Martin

My friend asked me to put him into one of my jokes

i said "Sure how about this one?"

[credit to Demetri Martin]

[demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver

if he's persuasive.

"Go left."

-"Dude those are trees."

"trust me."

Demetri joke, [demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat

If I had a bookstore

I'd make the mystery section really hard to find

(Credits: Demetri Martin)

My friend is a big fan of similes. He's like...


Credit to Demetri Martin.

New Year's Resolution

1024 x 768

-- Demetri Martin

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