Demeter Jokes

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The Best Demeter Puns

Which Goddess is 3.37 feet tall?


Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?


Do you know who the Greek God of Parking is?


Why did Zeus shut off the gas when a goddess was out for a jog?

Because Demeter was running

If Demeter is the goddess of crops...

Does that make Diameter the goddess of crop circles?

What did Demeter say while at the strip club?


Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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