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Demeter Jokes

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Which Goddess is 3.37 feet tall?

Demeter

The Roman version of Demeter is Ceres.

And the American version of Demeter is Da yard.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How did the Ancient Greeks pay for parking?

They put money in Demeter.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.


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