Demeter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demeter jokes. There are some demeter theseus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demeter gyroscope puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Great Demeter Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

Which Goddess is 3.37 feet tall?


The Roman version of Demeter is Ceres.

And the American version of Demeter is Da yard.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How did the Ancient Greeks pay for parking?

They put money in Demeter.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?


Why did Zeus shut off the gas when a goddess was out for a jog?

Because Demeter was running

Do you know who the Greek God of Parking is?


If Demeter is the goddess of crops...

Does that make Diameter the goddess of crop circles?

What did Demeter say while at the s**... club?


Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the demeter hippopotamuses puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working demeter greek piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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