Humorous Dementia Patients Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
Doctor: You have dementia
Patient: cool but I don't remember asking
Doctor: "Do you want to hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"
Patient: "umm I'll hear the really bad news first please"
Doctor: "You have cancer."
Patient: "oh god! What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "you have dementia."
Patient: "well at least I don't have cancer!"
A bipolar patient, dementia patient, and narcissist walk into a club.
And the announcer says Welcome to the first 2020 presidential debate.
What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?
I forgot.
An old man goes into the doctor's office...
and the doctor says "I'm sorry sir but I have two pieces of bad news..."
"...the first piece of bad news is you have cancer"
After taking a moment to comprehend this fact, the patient says "that's terrible, what is the second piece of news?"
The doctor replies " The second piece of bad news is that you also have dementia".
The man looks at the doctor and smiles, "oh well that isn't so bad! I thought you were going to say I had cancer or something!".