The Best 5 Dementia Patients Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dementia Patients jokes. There are some dementia patients jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dementia patients puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dementia Patients Jokes and Puns

Doctor: You have dementia

Patient: cool but I don't remember asking

Doctor: "Do you want to hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"

Patient: "umm I'll hear the really bad news first please"

Doctor: "You have cancer."

Patient: "oh god! What's the bad news?"

Doctor: "you have dementia."

Patient: "well at least I don't have cancer!"

A bipolar patient, dementia patient, and narcissist walk into a club.

And the announcer says Welcome to the first 2020 presidential debate.

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

An old man goes into the doctor's office...

and the doctor says "I'm sorry sir but I have two pieces of bad news..."
"...the first piece of bad news is you have cancer"
After taking a moment to comprehend this fact, the patient says "that's terrible, what is the second piece of news?"
The doctor replies " The second piece of bad news is that you also have dementia".
The man looks at the doctor and smiles, "oh well that isn't so bad! I thought you were going to say I had cancer or something!".


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dementia patients jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dementia patients piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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