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73 dementia jokes and hilarious dementia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dementia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores why dementia jokes may benefit individuals living with dementia and those connected to them. Learn more about why these jokes can be a valuable tool in connecting to those living with dementia, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and psychosis.

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Popular Dementia Short Jokes

Short dementia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dementia humour may include short alzheimer disease jokes also.

  1. A man with dementia walks into a bar He spot a pretty lady, sits next to her and asks, "So, do I come here often?"
  2. Did I ever tell you the joke about the guy suffering from dementia? Did I ever tell you the joke about the guy suffering from dementia?
  3. My doctor told me yesterday that I'm at high risk for either Alzheimer's or Dementia... I can't remember which.
  4. The three advantages of dementia: 1. You can laugh about the same jokes again and again.
    2. You meet new people every day.
    3. You can laugh about the same jokes again and again.
  5. What did Rihanna say to her grandma when she found out she had dementia? "Oh nana, what's my name?"
  6. Although my wife is still young, I think she's showing early signs old dementia. For example, twice this week she told me she doesn't remember what she saw in me.
  7. What's the best thing about having dementia at Easter? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  8. Did you hear about the guy with dementia floating out into the great salt lake? He was drifting slowly into salinity.
  9. Knock Knock Who's there?
    Dementia
    who?
  10. one of the nice things about getting old is no longer having to worry about early-onset dementia

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Dementia One Liners

Which dementia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dementia? I can suggest the ones about memory loss and alzheimer patients.

  1. Whats the best thing about having dementia? There are new jokes on this subs all the time
  2. A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.
  3. Doctor: You have dementia Patient: cool but I don't remember asking
  4. What's the most progressive thing about Joe Biden? His dementia
  5. Doctors seriously need to stop telling me I have Dementia Dude I don't remember asking
  6. They say that you are what you eat... I don't remember eating a person with dementia
  7. I really hate dementia I can't remember why
  8. Sorry to hear about your dementia... But do you have that 10 grand you owe me?
  9. I Googled the symptoms of dementia But all the links were purple.
  10. Do you know what the best part of dementia is? Every day, you get to meet someone new.
  11. There once was... There once was a woman with dementia and she
  12. I tried searching up "Dementia" on google but for some reason, all the links were purple.
  13. Do you know who else has dementia? Do you know who else has dementia?
  14. No, I haven't made any dementia jokes. I would have remembered if I did
  15. Why did the old man put jelly beans in his pill organizer? He had dementia.

Dementia Patients Jokes

Here is a list of funny dementia patients jokes and even better dementia patients puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A bipolar patient, dementia patient, and narcissist walk into a club. And the announcer says Welcome to the first 2020 presidential debate.
  • What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient? I forgot.

Dementia Alzheimer Jokes

Here is a list of funny dementia alzheimer jokes and even better dementia alzheimer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers... They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...
  • What's the difference between Alzheimer's and dementia? To get to the other side of the road.
  • Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia.
Dementia joke, Every day is a new day.

Dementia Friendly Jokes

Here is a list of funny dementia friendly jokes and even better dementia friendly puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My friend told me a joke yesterday I can't remember what it was about, but I have this feeling it was something about dementia.
Dementia joke, My friend told me a joke yesterday

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dementia can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dementia puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Dementia Jokes

What funny jokes about dementia you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mental disorder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dementia prank.

A doctor diagnosed me with...

... Paranoid Schizophrenia.
But he's just out to get me. So are you.
... Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Which means I am AWESOME!
... Multiple Personality Disorder.
But we don't believe him.
... Expressive Aphasia.
Cheddar concrete levitates archetypal moonbeams.
... Dementia.
But I maintain full cognitive... Um. What was the question?

Dementia

Three older men are undergoing a memory test at the doctor's office. The Doctor asks, "What is three times three?"
The first man answers, "274."
The second man answers, "Tuesday."
The third man answers, "Nine."
The doctor pleasantly surprised at the third man's correct response, inquires, "Great! How did you get that answer?"
"Simple. Just subtract 274 from Tuesday."

My grandfather's favorite joke.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where ya left it.
[My grandfather suffers from dementia and for some odd reason he remembers this joke and continues to tell it.]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Dave
Dave who?
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia.

Ahh......That brings back memories.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

It was so funny that I forgot to laugh...

Said the sarcastic man with dementia.

Went to a dementia support group and I was the only one that showed up.

I guess they all forgot

Did you hear the one about dementia?

To get to the other side.

Living with dementia is hard.

At least I think it is, I can't remember

I wrote a book on Italians diagnosed with Dementia...

It's called "fogettaboudit"
I also wrote a book about Italians being diagnosed with Amnesia,

I called that one "fogottaboudit"

My grandmother was recently diagnosed with dementia, so she has no short term memory.

Which really puts a damper on the make-up s**....

My Mother-In-Law asked how Charles Manson died, and I responded, "Complications with dementia". To which she replied...

"I thought he was demented his whole life. Why is he having complications with it now??"

I may have dementia

but at least I don't have dementia.

Doctor: "Do you want to hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"

Patient: "umm I'll hear the really bad news first please"
Doctor: "You have cancer."
Patient: "oh god! What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "you have dementia."
Patient: "well at least I don't have cancer!"

i didn't know there are cops with dementia, that must make their job really hard

especially when they walk into the wrong house and shoot the black guy living there

I'm planning to throw a rock at my grandma with dementia

She won't know what hit her

You know what the worst part of Grandma's dementia was?

When she forgot about Dre.

A detective is investigating a crime scene in Mexico.

A cop fills him in on what happened.
Apparently the killer is riddled with dementia and considers the train his lover, so he killed the train operator out of jealousy
Wow says the detective, looking up at the train in question.
That's some locomotive

When your appendix is removed it's called an appendectomy.

When your u**... is removed it's called a hysterectomy. What's it called when you have a growth removed from your head? A haircut.

Seeking jokes for my grandmother who has dementia

My 90 year old grandma is in an assisted living home due to her dementia. She has been feeling isolated (no visits due to Covid).
I have decided to start calling her everyday with a "Joke Of The Day" but I need your help with grandma friendly jokes.
All submissions are greatly appreciated (and any tips for connecting remotely with someone who has dementia and is unable to work any technology). Thank you in advance!

Living beside a groundhog means you get one prediction every morning.

Yesterday I learned that my tomatoes will be ripe in 6 weeks.
Today I learned that my dementia is onset and early.

I cracked a joke about dementia to my friend at the bus. The old man sitting next to me politely asked. "Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?"

I replied "yes I cancer." Then I cracked tumor

How many dementia sufferers does it take to change a light-bulb?

To get to the other side!
(Apologies if re-post. I forgot where I heard this)

Doctors be like : Sorry sir, But you have *Dementia*

b**... I don't remember asking!!

Dementia joke, Although my wife is still young, I think she's showing early signs old dementia.

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The impact of these dementia jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.