The Best 5 Dementia Alzheimer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dementia Alzheimer jokes. There are some dementia alzheimer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dementia alzheimer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dementia Alzheimer Jokes and Puns

My doctor told me yesterday that I'm at high risk for either Alzheimer's or Dementia...

I can't remember which.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dave

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers...

They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...

What's the difference between Alzheimer's and dementia?

To get to the other side of the road.

Every day is a new day.

For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dementia alzheimer puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dementia alzheimer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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