Dementia Alzheimer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dementia Alzheimer jokes. Read dementia alzheimer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dementia alzheimer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly & Ridiculous Dementia Alzheimer Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

My doctor told me yesterday that I'm at high risk for either Alzheimer's or Dementia...

I can't remember which.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?


Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Note: This anti-joke is submitted to commemorate the new Alzheimer's treatment, and the immanent loss of a source of much comedic humour - aged dementia.

Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers...

They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...

What's the difference between Alzheimer's and dementia?

To get to the other side of the road.

Every day is a new day.

For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the dementia alzheimer puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working dementia alzheimer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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