Giggle-Inducing Demeanor Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
A man walks into a pet store
He walks up to the clerk and says "I'm looking for a dog" the clerk says "Okay what kind of demeanor are you looking for" the man says "I'm looking for a guard dog demeanor the better"
A man walks into a pet store...
...and says I need a dog. The store owner says sounds good—what kind of demeanor are you looking for?
The man replies well I need a guard dog, so da meaner da better.
The devil is surprised one day to find a habitual liar, a pervert, an idiot and a man in a wheelchair entering h**....
Still, he keeps his professional demeanor and extends a warm welcome saying, "Greetings, Representative Cawthorn. You're just in time, the daily GOP c**... o**... is just beginning."
Yesterday, I saw a man standing all alone.
Even though he was turned away from me, I sensed something in his demeanor that suggested he could use some help. So being considerate, I approached him, placing a hand on his shoulder and asking " Do you mind if I join you? "
He certainly left the u**... in a hurry.
Why are trees so bad at customer service?
It's their wooden demeanor.
There should be a pageant for minor criminals where it's based solely on their demeanor, not looks.
Whoever wins will be crowned Miss Demeanor 2018.
A man walks into a pet store
He says, I need a dog. The clerk says, What kind of demeanor are you looking for? The man responds, I need a guard dog. The meaner the better!
