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Make Love To Me
A woman is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me, this very moment." His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives her his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks." Then she returns to the stove. Puzzled at her casual demeanor after such an unusual event, he asks, "What was that all about?" She explains; "The egg timer's broken."
A man walks into a pet store
He walks up to the clerk and says "I'm looking for a dog" the clerk says "Okay what kind of demeanor are you looking for" the man says "I'm looking for a guard dog demeanor the better"
A man walks into a pet store...
...and says I need a dog. The store owner says sounds good—what kind of demeanor are you looking for?
The man replies well I need a guard dog, so da meaner da better.
The devil is surprised one day to find a habitual liar, a pervert, an idiot and a man in a wheelchair entering h**....
Still, he keeps his professional demeanor and extends a warm welcome saying, "Greetings, Representative Cawthorn. You're just in time, the daily GOP c**... o**... is just beginning."
Yesterday, I saw a man standing all alone.
Even though he was turned away from me, I sensed something in his demeanor that suggested he could use some help. So being considerate, I approached him, placing a hand on his shoulder and asking " Do you mind if I join you? "
He certainly left the u**... in a hurry.
Why are trees so bad at customer service?
It's their wooden demeanor.
There should be a pageant for minor criminals where it's based solely on their demeanor, not looks.
Whoever wins will be crowned Miss Demeanor 2018.
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