Demeanor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Demeanor jokes. Read demeanor mindset jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these demeanor mentality puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Giggle-Inducing Demeanor Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

A man walks into a pet store

He walks up to the clerk and says "I'm looking for a dog" the clerk says "Okay what kind of demeanor are you looking for" the man says "I'm looking for a guard dog demeanor the better"

A man walks into a pet store...

...and says I need a dog. The store owner says sounds goodβ€”what kind of demeanor are you looking for?

The man replies well I need a guard dog, so da meaner da better.

The devil is surprised one day to find a habitual liar, a pervert, an idiot and a man in a wheelchair entering h**....

Still, he keeps his professional demeanor and extends a warm welcome saying, "Greetings, Representative Cawthorn. You're just in time, the daily GOP c**... o**... is just beginning."

Yesterday, I saw a man standing all alone.

Even though he was turned away from me, I sensed something in his demeanor that suggested he could use some help. So being considerate, I approached him, placing a hand on his shoulder and asking " Do you mind if I join you? "

He certainly left the u**... in a hurry.

Why are trees so bad at customer service?

It's their wooden demeanor.

There should be a pageant for minor criminals where it's based solely on their demeanor, not looks.

Whoever wins will be crowned Miss Demeanor 2018.

A man walks into a pet store

He says, I need a dog. The clerk says, What kind of demeanor are you looking for? The man responds, I need a guard dog. The meaner the better!

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