Delusions Jokes

Following is our collection of medically puns and tweetment one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Delusions jokes for adults, dirty schizophrenia jokes and clean paranoia dad gags for kids.

The Best Delusions Puns

I used to suffer from delusions that I was a bland, flavourless cut of meat...

but now I'm cured.

I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist

Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony... I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse.

The shrinks diagnosed me as a sociopath with paranoid delusions.

But they're just out to get me.

My girlfriend told me I suffer from delusions of grandeur

I was so shocked that I almost fell of my throne

I used to have delusions that I was Matthew Mcconaughey

But now I'm alright alright alright.


My doctor said I have superiority delusions

Well, who is he to say that?

A duck walks into a bar and says "Quack"

His psychologist takes a sip of his beer, diagnoses the duck as suffering from delusions, and tells the duck to leave his office.

My receptionist says you came here with two problems.

Patient: I have delusions of grandure and can't seem to get a grip on reality.

Doc: And what's the other problem?

Patient: I'm Batman.

I suffer from delusions of having the ultimate vehicle...

...It's driving me up the wall.

My doctor said I'm suffering from delusions of grandeur.

He's only saying that because he wants to be me.

My flat-earther friend was diagnosed by a psychologist

He suffers from very sphere delusions.


What happened when the number 8 got drunk?

He fell over and had delusions of grandeur.

The Donald is DOA

He suffers from Delusions Of Adequacy

My delusions of self-grandeur told my God-Complex

That they stopped believing in him

How do you gain delusions of grandeur?

Be over 6 feet tall and never play sports.

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