Delusional Jokes

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The Best Delusional Puns

Doctors treating President Trump for COVID-19 at Walter Reed Army Hospital in Bethesda, Maryland,report that he is delusional, combative, argumentative, and seems to have lost touch with reality.

It's nice to see that Mr. Trump is feeling his old self.

The other day my friend told me I was delusional...

...I nearly fell off of my unicorn.

I've recently been diagnosed as delusional.

People who claim to talk to God are so delusional..

I've never talked to any of them.

I'm in a band called Delusional Bastards.

I know what you're thinking...great name

Trump and Obama having a private conversation in 2012

Trump: Mr. Obama, out of sheer curiosity, what must I need to do in order to be elected President of the United States?

Obama: President?? You have to be stupid, ignorant, probably delusional to think you can be qualified to be the President of the United States!

Trump: Perfect, I will see you on your way out then.

Obama: What???

My doctor diagnosed me as a delusional.

My girlfriend broke up with me for being too delusional.

But I don't think that I have that problem, right giant cabbage?

Thom Yorke's phone thinks someone is listening in on its calls...

...delusional iPhone.

My girlfriend says I'm delusional.

She doesn't exist, so she's probably right.

"I want my future kids to think 'wow mommy and daddy are really in love' "

So you want them to be delusional?

Donald Trump's has said his favorite movie is Citizen Kane

It's about a guy who inherited his wealth, flirted with fascism, and ended up a delusional, sad man.

I really don't have anything to add to that.

Difference between Trump and Gritty?

One is orange, crazed, and liked only by a delusional fan base. The other is the Flyer's mascot.

What do you call hypocrite , autistic , cringy , lying delusional human beings ?

Youtubers (90%)

I got really annoyed today when someone told me I was delusional.

I was so upset I nearly fell off my unicorn

If an alcoholic is someone addicted to alcoholic and a chocoholic is someone addicted to chocolate, then what's a Catholic?


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