Cheeky Delusion Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
My psychiatrist told me my superiority complex turned into a delusion of inferiority.
Great. Now I'm the least of my problems.
I used to have delusions that I was living in the past.
I'm fine today though and that happened hundreds of years ago.
Three boys talk in the schoolyard:
Boy one: "You know, my mom's mouth is so big, that she can s**... a whole cinnamon bun in one bite!"
Boy two: "Whatever, my mom can s**... a panini with just one bite!"
Boy three: "Those are rookie numbers! My mom can s**... a whole floor lamp in one gulp!"
Boy one and boy two look at boy three with delusion, and ask him how he knows she can do it, boy three answers:
"I heard when mommy and daddy where talking with each other in the other room the other night. Mom whispered: "turn off the floor lamp, i'll take it in my mouth.""
Hallucination
An optical delusion.
I used to have delusions that I was Matthew Mcconaughey
But now I'm alright alright alright.
My delusions of self-grandeur told my God-Complex
That they stopped believing in him
