Delusion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delusion jokes. There are some delusion molecular jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delusion awarewolf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheeky Delusion Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

My psychiatrist told me my superiority complex turned into a delusion of inferiority.

Great. Now I'm the least of my problems.

I used to have delusions that I was living in the past.

I'm fine today though and that happened hundreds of years ago.

Three boys talk in the schoolyard:

Boy one: "You know, my mom's mouth is so big, that she can s**... a whole cinnamon bun in one bite!"

Boy two: "Whatever, my mom can s**... a panini with just one bite!"

Boy three: "Those are rookie numbers! My mom can s**... a whole floor lamp in one gulp!"

Boy one and boy two look at boy three with delusion, and ask him how he knows she can do it, boy three answers:
"I heard when mommy and daddy where talking with each other in the other room the other night. Mom whispered: "turn off the floor lamp, i'll take it in my mouth.""


An optical delusion.

I used to have delusions that I was Matthew Mcconaughey

But now I'm alright alright alright.

My delusions of self-grandeur told my God-Complex

That they stopped believing in him

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delusion uncommon puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working delusion paranoia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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