The Best 40 Delta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delta jokes. There are some delta zeta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delta tri delta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Delta Jokes and Puns

I'm starting a new Egyptian fraternity, would you like to join?

It's called Delta Delta Delta.

I ordered a Delta Chi at Starbucks this morning.

It came with 4 shots.

Trans-continental blonde ....

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

Say "Unreliable Airline" three times fast.


D.E.L.T.A. Airlines

Didn't Even Leave The Airport

Discount Air Rides

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'

Muslims are boycotting Delta...

Now making Delta the safest airline

Delta joke, Muslims are boycotting Delta...

Why was Delta always so well rested?

Because she has such good REM.

My brother joined the DELTA forces

Now he's a changed man

My friend was flying with Delta airlines

I told him: "Don't expect luggage to arrive".

He later informed me his luggage didn't even leave the airport.

Delta Airlines Motto

We're not happy until you're not happy.

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American airlines, Delta Air Lines, and United Airlines all had a race...

United Airlines beat them all, united airlines beats EVERYBODY.

More Bad United Joke

You know you feel jet lagged after flying on delta.. So how do you after being on United.

Really beat.

Give a man a ticket to fly on Delta, and he will fly for a day.

Give a man a ticket to fly on United Airlines, and he will fly for the rest of his life.

So Delta and United Airlines are in a bar...

United: "We threw a doctor off our plane!"

Delta glances around, spies baby....

Delta: "Hold my beer..."

I'm looking to adopt, but the waiting list is full.

Guess I'll just follow a couple of families flying Delta

Delta joke, I'm looking to adopt, but the waiting list is full.

Agent: "Welcome to Delta, can I help you?"

Passenger: "Hi, I'm going to Boston. I'd like this bag sent to Miami, and this one to Atlanta."

Agent: "I'm sorry, but we can't do that sir."

Passenger: "Really? Because you did it last week..."

Credit to /u/SilverbackBob

Why did the gay anarchist go to Athens?

He wanted the delta

I've never used them in the past, but I decided to start using Delta airlines.

I guess it was time for a change.

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If you want to have rough sex

Go with Delta cause they will bang up everything you own

A mathematician wanted some change to his career he started dealing drugs

He delta huge amount of drugs.

With the new announcement of the space force, Donald Trump decided to call this branch...

Space Patrol Delta! The catch phrase will be, SPD emergency.

Did you hear Delta is no longer allowing road kill in checked bags?

It's only carrion

Did you guys hear about the new Delta Airlines restaurant?

You order your meal and its delivered to another table in Switzerland.

Delta: We're #2

## And you can be too!

Delta joke, Delta: We're #2

I'll never fly delta again.

I tried to board with two dead comfort cats and they said I could only have one carrion.

Today I could not even touch the food of Delta airlines while traveling back to home

Because I was traveling in American airlines

Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry

After all

In space no one can hear you scream

Job Opportunity for Flat Earthers

Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.

My friend took Delta to court after his luggage went missing ...

He lost his case.

Why's it called delta airlines?

Because it's always your 4th choice

Dad, what is evolution?

Dad: it's when smart people get fully vaccinated before the big delta wave

How will you know if you die of the Delta variant of COVID?

On your way to heaven or wherever, you'll make a stop in Atlanta.


In an attempt to create synergy, an airline and a beer company merged. It think it was a smart move for the newly formed Alaska Natural Ice.

However, I'm less optimistic about Corona Delta.

The Delta Variant is burning through the South so quickly

They should call it the Sherman Variant

pls laugh

what do COVID-19 and a traveler on a budget have in common?

they travel by delta

what is the difference between COVID-19 and delta airlines?

only one can become airborne.

An airliner is in the middle of its flight when pilot is contacted by air control

"Delta 627, you need to reduce your altitude 5.000 feet." "What for?" is the pilot skeptical. "Noise avoidance." responds the controller. "Noise? What noise? We are at 35.000 feet, what noise could there be?" responds our pilot, now curious. So the air controller humours him: "Have you ever heard how much noise two airliners make when they collide?"

I can't believe it's omicron season already

I still have my delta decorations up.

Delta Airlines is changing their name

To Omicron

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