Following is our collection of funny Delta jokes. There are some delta zeta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delta tri delta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It's called Delta Delta Delta.
It came with 4 shots.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Didn't Even Leave The Airport
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'
Now making Delta the safest airline
Because she has such good REM.
Now he's a changed man
I told him: "Don't expect luggage to arrive".
He later informed me his luggage didn't even leave the airport.
We're not happy until you're not happy.
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United Airlines beat them all, united airlines beats EVERYBODY.
You know you feel jet lagged after flying on delta.. So how do you after being on United.
Really beat.
Give a man a ticket to fly on United Airlines, and he will fly for the rest of his life.
United: "We threw a doctor off our plane!"
Delta glances around, spies baby....
Delta: "Hold my beer..."
Guess I'll just follow a couple of families flying Delta
Passenger: "Hi, I'm going to Boston. I'd like this bag sent to Miami, and this one to Atlanta."
Agent: "I'm sorry, but we can't do that sir."
Passenger: "Really? Because you did it last week..."
Credit to /u/SilverbackBob
He wanted the delta
I guess it was time for a change.
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Go with Delta cause they will bang up everything you own
He delta huge amount of drugs.
Space Patrol Delta! The catch phrase will be, SPD emergency.
It's only carrion
You order your meal and its delivered to another table in Switzerland.
## And you can be too!
I tried to board with two dead comfort cats and they said I could only have one carrion.
Because I was traveling in American airlines
After all
In space no one can hear you scream
Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.
He lost his case.
Because it's always your 4th choice
Dad: it's when smart people get fully vaccinated before the big delta wave
On your way to heaven or wherever, you'll make a stop in Atlanta.
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However, I'm less optimistic about Corona Delta.
They should call it the Sherman Variant
what do COVID-19 and a traveler on a budget have in common?
they travel by delta
what is the difference between COVID-19 and delta airlines?
only one can become airborne.
"Delta 627, you need to reduce your altitude 5.000 feet." "What for?" is the pilot skeptical. "Noise avoidance." responds the controller. "Noise? What noise? We are at 35.000 feet, what noise could there be?" responds our pilot, now curious. So the air controller humours him: "Have you ever heard how much noise two airliners make when they collide?"
I still have my delta decorations up.
To Omicron
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delta rho jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working delta lima piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.