Following is our collection of personnel puns and zeta one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Delta jokes for adults, dirty phi jokes and clean lima dad gags for kids.
Passenger: "Hi, I'm going to Boston. I'd like this bag sent to Miami, and this one to Atlanta."
Agent: "I'm sorry, but we can't do that sir."
Passenger: "Really? Because you did it last week..."
Credit to /u/SilverbackBob
It's only carrion
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'
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Didn't Even Leave The Airport
He lost his case.
I told him: "Don't expect luggage to arrive".
He later informed me his luggage didn't even leave the airport.
United Airlines beat them all, united airlines beats EVERYBODY.
Now making Delta the safest airline
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Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
United: "We threw a doctor off our plane!"
Delta glances around, spies baby....
Delta: "Hold my beer..."
Go with Delta cause they will bang up everything you own
It's called Delta Delta Delta.
Now he's a changed man
You know you feel jet lagged after flying on delta.. So how do you after being on United.
Really beat.
It came with 4 shots.
You order your meal and its delivered to another table in Switzerland.
He delta huge amount of drugs.
Space Patrol Delta! The catch phrase will be, SPD emergency.
He wanted the delta
I tried to board with two dead comfort cats and they said I could only have one carrion.
Because I was traveling in American airlines
After all
In space no one can hear you scream
We're not happy until you're not happy.
Give a man a ticket to fly on United Airlines, and he will fly for the rest of his life.
## And you can be too!
Because she has such good REM.
Guess I'll just follow a couple of families flying Delta
I guess it was time for a change.
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.