The Funniest Delta Airlines Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
I sued Delta Airlines for misplacing my luggage
But I lost my case.
Discount Air Rides
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in asking, 'What trip?'
Say "Unreliable Airline" three times fast.
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Delta Airlines is changing their name
To Omicron
An airliner is in the middle of its flight when pilot is contacted by air control
"Delta 627, you need to reduce your altitude 5.000 feet." "What for?" is the pilot skeptical. "Noise avoidance." responds the controller. "Noise? What noise? We are at 35.000 feet, what noise could there be?" responds our pilot, now curious. So the air controller humours him: "Have you ever heard how much noise two airliners make when they collide?"
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what do COVID-19 and a traveler on a budget have in common?
they travel by delta
what is the difference between COVID-19 and delta airlines?
only one can become airborne.
My friend was flying with Delta airlines
I told him: "Don't expect luggage to arrive".
He later informed me his luggage didn't even leave the airport.
In an attempt to create synergy, an airline and a beer company merged. It think it was a smart move for the newly formed Alaska Natural Ice.
However, I'm less optimistic about Corona Delta.
Why's it called delta airlines?
Because it's always your 4th choice
American airlines, Delta Air Lines, and United Airlines all had a race...
United Airlines beat them all, united airlines beats EVERYBODY.
Trans-continental blonde ....
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Job Opportunity for Flat Earthers
Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.
Muslims are boycotting Delta...
Now making Delta the safest airline
So Delta and United Airlines are in a bar...
United: "We threw a doctor off our plane!"
Delta glances around, spies baby....
Delta: "Hold my beer..."
Did you guys hear about the new Delta Airlines restaurant?
You order your meal and its delivered to another table in Switzerland.
Delta Airlines Motto
We're not happy until you're not happy.
Delta airlines is probably chomping at the bit to get into the commercial space travel industry
After all
In space no one can hear you scream
Today I could not even touch the food of Delta airlines while traveling back to home
Because I was traveling in American airlines
I've never used them in the past, but I decided to start using Delta airlines.
I guess it was time for a change.
Give a man a ticket to fly on Delta, and he will fly for a day.
Give a man a ticket to fly on United Airlines, and he will fly for the rest of his life.
