The Best 24 Delorean Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delorean jokes. There are some delorean auto jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delorean lambo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Delorean Jokes and Puns

I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage...

Only driven from time to time.

I've already got a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well.

I would drive my first car every day, but only drive the DeLorean from time to time.

For sale, barely used DeLorean

Only driven from time to time.

Looking to sell my delorean

Good shape, low milage.
Only driven from time to time.

If I had a Delorean...

I would probably only drive it from time to time.

Anyone wanna buy a Delorean?

It has super low milage
I only drive it from time to time!

I am trying to sell my delorean, it has low miles and is in great shape...

Only driven from time to time..

Delorean joke, I am trying to sell my delorean, it has low miles and is in great shape...

My uncle once got his DeLorean up to 88 mph, and ended up 30 years in the future.

That's how long he got for hitting all those people at the bus stop.

I have a DeLorean for sale

It's in great condition and only driven from time to time.

Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean? Great condition, low mileage..

and really only driven from time to time...

If I owned a DeLorean...

...I'd probably only drive it from time to time.

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Just watched a movie where a mad scientist rigs a DeLorean to time travel and he paints everything purple, it's called...

"Back to the Fuschia"

I saw someone driving a DeLorean to work today. If I had one I wouldn't use it for running about like that...

I would just drive it from time to time.

To refuel the flux capacitor

Why did the DeLorean cross the road?

Why did Doc get such a good selling price on the Delorean?

It was only driven from time to time

Doc Brown goes for a new paint-job on his car, and decides to go that extra step and theme the vehicle after Star Wars

Whenever people see it they say, "Man, DeLorean!"

Delorean joke, Doc Brown goes for a new paint-job on his car, and decides to go that extra step and theme the vehic

I heard about a guy caught speeding in California

He was going 88 mph in a Delorean

Guy says, oh, I drive a DeLorean

His friend says, what kind of car do you have?

I wish i had 2 cars.

One delorean and some other car. I would usually drive with the latter, and with delorean only from time to time.

Marty Mcfly stole the DeLorean and went back in time to kill John Wilks Booth. Why?

Because he was trying to kill the precedent

What do you get

When a Delorean crashes into a policebooth?
A pair-of-docs!

Ba-dun tss

Just bought a second hand DeLorean,

but I only use it from time to time

How do you know the car driving in front of you is a Delorean?

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

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