Delorean Jokes

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The Best Delorean Puns

I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage...

Only driven from time to time.

I've already got a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well.

I would drive my first car every day, but only drive the DeLorean from time to time.

If I had a Delorean...

I would probably only drive it from time to time.

My uncle once got his DeLorean up to 88 mph, and ended up 30 years in the future.

That's how long he got for hitting all those people at the bus stop.

I saw someone driving a DeLorean to work today. If I had one I wouldn't use it for running about like that...

I would just drive it from time to time.


I heard about a guy caught speeding in California

He was going 88 mph in a Delorean

Guy says, oh, I drive a DeLorean

His friend says, what kind of car do you have?

I wish i had 2 cars.

One delorean and some other car. I would usually drive with the latter, and with delorean only from time to time.

Marty Mcfly stole the DeLorean and went back in time to kill John Wilks Booth. Why?

Because he was trying to kill the precedent

What do you get

When a Delorean crashes into a policebooth?
A pair-of-docs!

Ba-dun tss

Just bought a second hand DeLorean,

but I only use it from time to time


How do you know the car driving in front of you is a Delorean?

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

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