Delorean Jokes

Funniest Delorean Short Jokes

Short delorean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The delorean humour may include short auto jokes also.

1. I'm looking to sell my DeLorean. Good shape, low mileage... Only driven from time to time.
2. I've already got a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well. I would drive my first car every day, but only drive the DeLorean from time to time.
3. I am trying to sell my delorean, it has low miles and is in great shape... Only driven from time to time..
4. My uncle once got his DeLorean up to 88 mph, and ended up 30 years in the future. That's how long he got for hitting all those people at the bus stop.
5. Anyone out there interested in buying my DeLorean? Great condition, low mileage.. and really only driven from time to time...
6. Just watched a movie where a mad scientist rigs a DeLorean to time travel and he paints everything purple, it's called... "Back to the Fuschia"
7. I saw someone driving a DeLorean to work today. If I had one I wouldn't use it for running about like that... I would just drive it from time to time.
8. Why did Doc get such a good selling price on the Delorean? It was only driven from time to time
9. Doc Brown goes for a new paint-job on his car, and decides to go that extra step and theme the vehicle after Star Wars Whenever people see it they say, "Man, DeLorean!"
10. I wish i had 2 cars. One delorean and some other car. I would usually drive with the latter, and with delorean only from time to time.

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Delorean One Liners

Which delorean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with delorean? I can suggest the ones about neutrino and transform.

1. For sale, barely used DeLorean Only driven from time to time.
2. Looking to sell my delorean Good shape, low milage.
   Only driven from time to time.
3. If I had a Delorean... I would probably only drive it from time to time.
4. Anyone wanna buy a Delorean? It has super low milage
   I only drive it from time to time!
5. I have a DeLorean for sale It's in great condition and only driven from time to time.
6. If I owned a DeLorean... ...I'd probably only drive it from time to time.
7. To refuel the flux capacitor Why did the DeLorean cross the road?
8. I heard about a guy caught speeding in California He was going 88 mph in a Delorean
9. Guy says, oh, I drive a DeLorean His friend says, what kind of car do you have?
10. What do you get When a Delorean crashes into a policebooth?
    A pair-of-docs!
    Ba-dun tss
11. Just bought a second hand DeLorean, but I only use it from time to time
12. How do you know the car driving in front of you is a Delorean?
13. How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 j**... watts

Laughable Delorean Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

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