The Best 47 Dell Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dell jokes. There are some dell desktop jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dell antivirus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dell Jokes and Puns

What kind of PC sings really well?

A Dell

My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing...

Probably because it's a Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Dell joke, What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.


I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday

Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep

My laptop got left outside during a storm. I tried turning it on and the screen blew and the keyboard started smoking.

That's the first time I've seen the rain set fire to a Dell.

Dell joke, My laptop got left outside during a storm. I tried turning it on and the screen blew and the keyboar

What do you call a fat computer?

A Dell.

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Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P

What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

Everytime I turn my laptop on it says hello to me

Probably because it's a Dell

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

I just bought a new computer...

When i turned it on, instead of saying "Welcome", it said " Hello".

It's a Dell.

I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered....

It's a dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Dell joke, What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What computer says "hello"

A Dell

I threw my laptop into the ocean..

Its a Dell rolling in the deep.


My laptop said hello to me....

I think it's "a Dell"

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups...

That's the last time I buy A Dell.

I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean...

Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep

A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.

The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.

My computer just said hello to me.

I think it's A Dell.

What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer

A dell.

What do you call a computer on the bottom of the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

I have a Dell computer

When I turn it on, it says "Helloooo".

I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean

A dell must be rolling in the deep

What's the best computer for producing music?

A Dell.

I work IT and this ladies computer would not stop playing Rolling in the Deep

Asked her what brand her computer was and she said "a Dell"

What do you call a fat computer?

A dell.

What brand of computer is best for music production?

A Dell.

New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop

I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

So I found out that my computer is really good at singing

But that makes sense
After all, it is a dell

Turned my computer on this morning it started singing someone like you

Don't worry it's a dell

Last night I woke up, startled, to a female's voice coming from my desktop. Hello, it said, It's me.

Upon further inspection,
I realized it was just
a Dell.

Was playing around on this computer, and it was making the most beautiful sound ever...

Must of been a dell.

Last night, i woke up startled by a female voice from my laptop

Upon close inspection, it turned out to be a Dell

Adele is shopping for electronics

She's looking for a Dell

Do you know what laptop sings the best?

A dell

I once dropped my laptop into the lake

Now it's just a dell rolling in the deep

I threw my laptop into the sea last week...

It's a dell, rolling in the deep

What is a restaurant for robots called?

Dell taco

Why did the Dell computer cross the road?

Because a Dell wanted to say hello from the other side.

What computerbrand does also make music?

A Dell

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