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Funniest Dell Short Jokes

Short dell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dell humour may include short laptop jokes also.

  1. My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing... Probably because it's a Dell
  2. Last night I woke up, startled, to a female's voice coming from my desktop. Hello, it said, It's me. Upon further inspection,
    I realized it was just
    a Dell.
  3. I just bought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying "Welcome", it said " Hello".
    It's a Dell.
  4. My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell.
  5. New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
  6. How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I am on hold.
  7. What do you call a computer on the bottom of the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep.
  8. We regret getting a Mac instead of a Dell. We could have had it all.
  9. So I found out that my computer is really good at singing But that makes sense
    After all, it is a dell
  10. What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean? You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Dell One Liners

Which dell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dell? I can suggest the ones about vista and deli.

  1. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell
  2. My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell.
  3. I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean A dell must be rolling in the deep
  4. What computer monitor sings the best? A Dell.
  5. What computer says "hello" A Dell
  6. What do you call a fat computer? A dell.
  7. Everytime I turn my laptop on it says hello to me Probably because it's a Dell
  8. Only 49 states like computers... The last state isn't Dell-aware
  9. Which computer sings the best? A dell
  10. I once dropped my laptop into the lake Now it's just a dell rolling in the deep
  11. I've just bought one of those new singing computers. It's a Dell.
  12. What do you call a singing desktop computer? A Dell.
  13. 49 states don't know about computers. The last state is Dell-aware.
  14. What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep.
  15. What kind of PC sings really well? A Dell

Dell Laptop Jokes

Here is a list of funny dell laptop jokes and even better dell laptop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep.
  • I threw my laptop into the sea last week... It's a dell, rolling in the deep
  • My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's "a Dell"
  • Do you know what laptop sings the best? A dell
  • I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell
  • I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep
  • What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell
  • My laptop got left outside during a storm. I tried turning it on and the screen blew and the keyboard started smoking. That's the first time I've seen the rain set fire to a Dell.
  • Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers? A Dell
  • Last night, i woke up startled by a female voice from my laptop Upon close inspection, it turned out to be a Dell
Dell joke, Last night, i woke up startled by a female voice from my laptop

Fun-Filled Dell Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about dell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer server jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dell pranks.

What do you call a fat computer?

A Dell.
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Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean...

Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep

A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.

The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.

What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer

A dell.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

I have a Dell computer

When I turn it on, it says "Helloooo".

I work IT and this ladies computer would not stop playing Rolling in the Deep

Asked her what brand her computer was and she said "a Dell"

Turned my computer on this morning it started singing someone like you

Don't worry it's a dell

Was playing around on this computer, and it was making the most beautiful sound ever...

Must of been a dell.

What is a restaurant for robots called?

Dell taco

Why did the Dell computer cross the road?

Because a Dell wanted to say hello from the other side.

What computerbrand does also make music?

A Dell

What kind of computer is the best singer?

A dell

What's the best brand of computer for playing pop music?

A Dell

Where do computers go when they die?

Dell.

My buddy said I need to "get out more, stop messing around with computers and find a woman", but little does he know, I'm about to date a really hot ~20 year old server.

It's a Generation 6 Dell PowerEdge 1650 that I had to turn off because it burnt my rug and my best estimate is that it was made circa 2002.

What's a computer's favorite pop star?

A Dell

Dell joke, What's a computer's favorite pop star?

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