dell Jokes

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My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing...

Probably because it's a Dell

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What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell

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Last night I woke up, startled, to a female's voice coming from my desktop. Hello, it said, It's me.

Upon further inspection,
I realized it was just
a Dell.

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My computer just said hello to me.

I think it's A Dell.

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I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean

A dell must be rolling in the deep

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I just bought a new computer...

When i turned it on, instead of saying "Welcome", it said " Hello".


It's a Dell.

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

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My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups...

That's the last time I buy A Dell.

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What computer says "hello"

A Dell

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New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop

I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

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What do you call a fat computer?

A dell.

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Everytime I turn my laptop on it says hello to me

Probably because it's a Dell

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What do you call a computer on the bottom of the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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So I found out that my computer is really good at singing

But that makes sense
After all, it is a dell

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What kind of PC sings really well?

A Dell

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I threw my laptop into the ocean..

Its a Dell rolling in the deep.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.

The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.

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I work IT and this ladies computer would not stop playing Rolling in the Deep

Asked her what brand her computer was and she said "a Dell"

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My laptop said hello to me....

I think it's "a Dell"

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Was playing around on this computer, and it was making the most beautiful sound ever...

Must of been a dell.

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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What do you call a fat computer?

A Dell.



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Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered....

It's a dell

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Turned my computer on this morning it started singing someone like you

Don't worry it's a dell

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What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer

A dell.

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I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean...

Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep

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I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday

Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep

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What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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I have a Dell computer

When I turn it on, it says "Helloooo".

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