Fun-Filled Dell Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What kind of PC sings really well?
A Dell
My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing...
Probably because it's a Dell
What do you call a laptop in the ocean?
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, I am on hold.
I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday
Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep
What do you call a fat computer?
A Dell.
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Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P
What computer monitor sings the best?
A Dell.
Everytime I turn my laptop on it says hello to me
Probably because it's a Dell
What's the most emotional computer you can buy?
A Dell.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell
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What's the saddest computer you can buy?
A Dell
I just bought a new computer...
When i turned it on, instead of saying "Welcome", it said " Hello".
It's a Dell.
I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered....
It's a dell
What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?
A dell
What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?
A Dell.
What computer says "hello"
A Dell
I threw my laptop into the ocean..
Its a Dell rolling in the deep.
My laptop said hello to me....
I think it's "a Dell"
My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups...
That's the last time I buy A Dell.
I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean...
Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep
A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.
The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.
My computer just said hello to me.
I think it's A Dell.
What's the name of a computer that turned into a singer
A dell.
What do you call a computer on the bottom of the ocean?
A Dell rolling in the deep.
What type of computer is unusually large?
A Dell
I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean
A dell must be rolling in the deep
I work IT and this ladies computer would not stop playing Rolling in the Deep
Asked her what brand her computer was and she said "a Dell"
What do you call a fat computer?
A dell.
New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop
I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
So I found out that my computer is really good at singing
But that makes sense
After all, it is a dell
Turned my computer on this morning it started singing someone like you
Don't worry it's a dell
Last night I woke up, startled, to a female's voice coming from my desktop. Hello, it said, It's me.
Upon further inspection,
I realized it was just
a Dell.
Was playing around on this computer, and it was making the most beautiful sound ever...
Must of been a dell.
Do you know what laptop sings the best?
A dell
I once dropped my laptop into the lake
Now it's just a dell rolling in the deep
I threw my laptop into the sea last week...
It's a dell, rolling in the deep
What is a restaurant for robots called?
Dell taco
Why did the Dell computer cross the road?
Because a Dell wanted to say hello from the other side.
What computerbrand does also make music?
A Dell
What do you call a singing desktop computer?
A Dell.
Which computer sings the best?
A dell
What kind of computer is the best singer?
A dell
What's the best brand of computer for playing pop music?
A Dell
We regret getting a Mac instead of a Dell.
We could have had it all.
Where do computers go when they die?
Dell.
I've just bought one of those new singing computers.
It's a Dell.
My buddy said I need to "get out more, stop messing around with computers and find a woman", but little does he know, I'm about to date a really hot ~20 year old server.
It's a Generation 6 Dell PowerEdge 1650 that I had to turn off because it burnt my rug and my best estimate is that it was made circa 2002.
