Deliveryman Jokes

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Become a PhD

After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

The deliveryman in the elevator.

A deliveryman whose company has competitors such as FedEx, and who also happened to be born with an extra chromosome, was in an elevator along with one of the residents of the apartment.
The deliveryman was asked: "So, how are you liking your job these days?"
He replied: "Oh, you know, it has its UPS and Down's."

Why did the busy tool delivery-man enter to brothel?

He needed to drop off his nut, and bolt.

I gave the deliveryman a tip and he was extremely ungrateful. He looked straight at me and said "why did you just push me over."

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